I’m sure Stephanie Abrams is a great “meteorologist,” or whatever title it is that ladies with nice chests (and old dudes with weird catchphrases) call themselves when they talk about the weather at 6 AM. However, she’s not doing the greatest job convincing me that they didn’t just scoop her away from her lunch shift at Hooters, put her in a blouse, and throw her in front of a green screen.

Watch this hilarious video where Stephanie “unloads” not one, not two, but THREE hilariously sexual innuendos in the span of thirty seconds. If there were an award for the most efficient purveyor of “that’s what she said” moments, Miss Stephanie Abrams would get a blue ribbon.