Playgirl Wants a Mold of Vinny’s You-Know-What

Just when I thought there was no possible way I hadn’t heard every disgusting sex metaphor in The Book Of Disgusting Sex Metaphors, the human-like parasites of the Jersey Shore stumble drunkenly in and explain how wrong I really am. In a recent episode, Snooki was overheard comparing her and Vinny’s awkwardly propositioned sex to […]

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