I know you’re going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out – it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get stupid-as-sh-t tattoos?* Anyway, we have a new contender for the dumbest tattoo of […]
The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, “by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!” Now it’s just kind of “oh cool” or “that sucks” and that’s about it. OR SO I THOUGHT. First we had the vagina tattoo heard ’round the world, […]
I mean, really. What was I expecting? A pretty unicorn in front of a rainbow riding a skateboard into heaven? Buddha posing in downward dog proclaiming “Do No Harm”? A kitten and a baby owl cuddling in a bird’s nest? No. Now that I really think about it, a skull bursting through a 1995 smiley […]
