Now, we’re not gonna lie and pretend that we’re sharing this new Rihanna music video for any other reason except BOOBS and BUTTS. As a song, “Bitch Better Have My Money” is MEH, the “story” is whatEVs, but hot damn if there isn’t a good helping of titties and cake, courtesy of Miss Rihanna herself and her sexy co-stars.

For a great time, put it on mute and let the 7ish minutes of unnecessary skin help you get through this Friday before Fourth of July weekend. CHEERS to America, amirite?

Don’t forget to log into OBC this weekend to meet a sexy local single to watch the fireworks with… and then, y’know – make your own fireworks ;)