Real quick – is there a reason why everywhere I try and type “women’s” it says it’s a typo? I mean, that’s not wrong, is it? Women’s soccer, that’s what it’s called, right? And women’s clothing and women’s basketball? These things are all “women’s,” right? Whatever, sexist internet. OH WTF, apparently “vaginas” isn’t correct, EITHER?! I’m about to make a class action sexism lawsuit against the internet. Not kidding. (probably kidding.)

ANYWAY,

The US women’s soccer team has advanced to the finals of the FIFA Women’s World Cup after defeating France yesterday 3 – 1. So, of course, Americans are hopping on the bandwagon and pretending like they have totally always followed women’s soccer. I on the other hand, admit that the last time I watched soccer was that time that chick took her shirt off on the field and everyone went apesh*t over it.

A closer look onto the team though, proves that I should be paying more attention, because several of our ladies on the field are very, very sexy (now you can see why I can’t file that sexism lawsuit). Thanks to buzzfeed, we got a glimpse at all the hottest players on the team, and now we’d like to share them with you. Because we are so, so selfless. Click on the photos for an enlarged, more sexified image.

In order of appearance: Ali Krieger, Hope Solo, Heather Mitts, Lauren Cheney, and Alex Morgan. For more hot photos of the dream team, go the Buzzfeed.