While we are all for having fun, consensual fun in any way you deem safe and enjoyable, we’d say that right now, in the midst of a massive spike in COVID-19 cases, PROBABLY isn’t the time for a sex party with 80 strangers. And yet, it happened in NYC, and shocker, they in trouble.

Via TMZ:

The NYC Sheriff’s Office busted in and broke up an underground swingers club early Sunday morning in Queens … which is said to have been hosting upwards of 80 people — a big no-no under Gov. Cuomo‘s new 10-person-or-less rule.

Sure enough, there was a rager going down — music was blasting and people were mingling and sipping on booze, which the Sheriff’s Office says was being illegally served. Oh, and there were some people making whoopee too … all together.

The cops say they found three couples having sex in a small room — apparently, this swinger joint — which goes by Caligula, of all names — has services for that if you’re looking to get busy. The Sheriff’s Office even snapped a shot of one of those rooms, plus a price sheet going over rates, and what looks like a box of condoms!

All in all, two organizers and one patron were charged with misdemeanors — and the place was cleared out. The NYP reports that the manager was hit with lots of fines … which amounted to about $16,000 for violating emergency measures issued by the state. The guy reportedly also got dinged for booze infractions.

Let’s save our raging swinger parties for POST-pandemic, shall we?