Little did I know that today was going to be full of tough decisions. Wake up and hit the gym or sleep for an extra hour (sleep)? Oatmeal or frosted flakes for breakfast (frosted flakes)? Whether to stop and get gas or risk it on empty (risk it, duh)? And now I come to work and think, no tough decisions here, missy, just get on with your day at work where there is nothing at all to stimulate your choice-muscles. And then I see this. Two very different, yet equally awesome videos… which one to post?

Unfortunately, with all this extra Tony the Tiger sugar running through my cerebral cortex I can NOT make this decision. So I will post both and leave it up to you. First, the Red Band trailer for the new movie “Your Highness,” which features about 47 of my favorite things: medieval times, fight scenes, F-bombs, Natalie Portman in a thong, Danny McBride being Danny McBride, James Franco looking perpetually stoned, Zooey Deschanel looking like a non-pole-dancing Katy Perry, et cetera, et cetera, ET-MOTHA-EFFING-CETERA. This movie has it all, even if at the same time it looks undeniably stupid.

And here’s the second one, which is a guy getting his creepy perv ponytail stuck in a weight machine, which is, in itself, worth a thousand YouTubes.

So you decide: Which video is MORE awesome? Leave your answer in the comments.