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UnDating Advice for the Weekend Ahead!

TGIF, everyone! The weekend is here, but before we leave, we'd like to give you some last-minute weekend UnDating advice, following our Tuesday Dos and Wednesday Don'ts. As you adventure away from the cubicle (or your mom's basement, no judgments) for the weekend to get your party on, you might forget about some of the …
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UnDating Tips: Top 3 Single Life Don'ts

Back to class, students. This is Lesson #2 in the series, The Life of the UnDater. Yesterday we discussed the best lifestyle rules to ensure you enjoy your time as a single guy or gal out in a very monogamous world. Today, though, is more serious. We need to talk about the 3 Big DON'Ts …
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Tips to a Healthy (and Sexy) Relationship

We are proud every week to share our members' happy-ever-afters, stories of meeting their soul mates and even getting married - all from a site called OnlineBootyCall! However, we rarely get to hear the happy couples' stories after a few weeks, months, or years of being together (except of course, in this special case), and …
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Stay Single or Go Steady?

It's been a couple months, and a dozen dates. You've been having fun. The conversation is great. The sex is better. You find yourself kinda giddy and dreamy throughout the day, thinking about all the fun you and your Whatever have been enjoying. In fact, the only negative thought you've had in the last couple …
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Silly Sex Tip of the Day

Good morning and welcome to Monday, students! As you may recall from last week, I spent some time thinking of a fun addition to the week's posts. With TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesdays, it seemed that the other days needed a little love too. Over the next few weeks, we'll be adding in …
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Top 3 Traits of An Awesome Single - Casual Dating Manifesto

As you may be able to tell from our 50+ weeks of testiMOANials, OBC is pretty damn successful at finding people hot hook ups, casual relationships, and sometimes even marriage. We're obviously super proud and excited that people are falling in l-o-v-e, even if that wasn't the main intention of the site, but now it's …
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3 Tips to Getting President's Day Booty

Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though, that a three-day weekend in the middle of February isn’t nearly as awesome as …
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How to Pick Up Chicks

This video provides an excellent how-to on what do do when you see a pretty woman on the subway that you are interested in. Take notes, boys, because this method, I'm pretty sure, is foolproof. I am not joking or in any way being sarcastic.
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Top 5 Gift Ideas for a Booty Call

Gift giving is a tough subject. You never know who you're supposed to be getting a gift for, or how much money you should spend, or whether or not they'll even like what you choose. And when you aren't in a relationship with some, but you are definitely "CLOSE" (ifyaknowhwatImean-hint-hint), it's extra tough to figure …
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Getting Married Before Age 18 Linked to Psychological Problems

When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that young married couples were probably misinformed and likely very naive, but psychologically unstable? YEESH.Turns …
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The Worst Advice Ever

This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can't NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER'S DIGEST …
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Gollum At a Wedding

I'm trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN WEDDING, but I couldn't. So instead, enjoy Reason #3,088 not to get married - your future …
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Learn To Flirt

Finally, a woman who knows how to land a man! (Just so we're on the same page, THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT FLIRT LIKE THIS WOMAN. SHE IS A TERRIFYING CREEP WITH A THICK ACCENT AND HORRIBLE SUIT DRESSES. ) Poor Melvin. He was rightfully terrified.
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Sexting 101

In this day and age, where celebrities and politicians are getting their phones hacked and their text messages leaked, I think it's time we have another sit down and talk about sexting.As you probably, know, sexting is the act of sending sexually themed text messages and photos to a person of interest in your life. …
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Reese Witherspoon Gives Sexting Tips

That headline might take the cake for biggest hype for the smallest payout, so apologies in advance... Reese Witherspoon made an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend when she won the "My Generation" Award (wut?) and made a subtle jab at Blake Lively and other starlets who have had nude pics leak …
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How To: A Guide To Living Single

As you know, OBC is a dating site that promotes, fun, casual dating, without having to promise marriage just to get a date. We think hook ups are fun, and booty calls are better, and finding someone you are sexually compatible with can be just as important a moment as finding someone you are "emotionally" …
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Single Parents: Dealbreaker or Not?

I don't know if it's the warmer weather (it's 90 degrees in San Diego), the celebration of Osama's death getting people riled up (gross), or the Royal Wedding, but people have been talkin' sex this week. Not only are Australian dudes having "too much" sex, but fat people are "unsatisfied," and now single parents might …
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How To: End An Awful First Date

Continuing on with our series on dating how-tos, we go from avoiding first date awkwardness to something way worse: How To End an Awful First Date. We've all been there. You're out with that guy or girl you've totally been crushing on, but it's just. Not. Working. You don't agree on anything, everything they do …
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How To: Avoid First Date Awkwardness

So, you fixed up your headline, adjusted your photos, gave your profile a makeover and mastered the first message. Now of course, it's time to actually meet up! Because this is a casual dating site (and because we are normal human beings who don't live in Disney princess movies), we know there is no such …
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Sexidents: Awesome Safe Sex Ad

In this day and age, with shows like "16 and Pregnant" and "Teen Mom," as well as the glorification of the so-called "stars" of said shows, we are always excited to see something that actually promotes safe sex. Especially to teenagers, who, let's be honest, are dumb little dumb idiots who walk around with potent, …
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