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Party Tips From Andrew WK

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While other celebrities use Twitter to post incoherent nonsense (e.g. Amanda Bynes, Sarah Palin) or their obsessive love for Root Beer (Shaq), Andrew WK is doing his duty as a off-the-wall rockstar and giving us tips on how to appropriately party like one. Some of our favorite tips: "It's Monday night, party till you puke …
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Top 5 Worst Hookup Moments

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As you'd expect, the OBC staff loves a good booty call. In and out in half an hour and free to go on with your nightly business is generally our preferred method, but there are other fun types -- morning hookups, cruise ship flings, and foreign country sexcapades are pretty high up there on the …
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Why Facebook Shouldn't Be a Dating Site

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There are few things on the internet that give us as much pre-teen giddiness as a flirty Facebook chat. If you're like me, you're generally repulsed everytime you hear the little *clink* of a Facebook chat message, because 99.9% of the time it's the LAST person you want to talk to (i.e. the most boring …
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Top 5 Things to Avoid While Drunk

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As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arrives, you'll notice many similarities between folks out and about. Less clothing, bigger smiles, most likely, an icy cold beer in hand. After the recent Fourth of July Weekend, it's become apparent that people are going to enjoy the majority …
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5 Ways to Beat the Heat

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I write this post with a heavy heart, as currently San Diego looks less like our beautiful, sunny city and more like Seattle or Ireland or some terrible frigid place where water falls from the sky in the middle of July. How is it that the rest of the world is experiencing record-breaking heat, we're …
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Top 5 Craziest Ex Moments

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You know how sometimes you have those moments when a little voice in your head that tells you to do weird, creepy stuff? Like open your neighbors mail or look in someone's window? But you don't do it because that would be really creepy and would probably get you arrested? Sometimes, when you've been broken …
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Paraguay Model Vows To Strip Naked if They Win

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You guys. YOU GUYS. This is really important. Shut up. We have to change allegiances. I love the US of A (re: previous post) but right now, we all need to take one for the team and start cheering for Paraguay. I don't care where your loyalties actually lie (better be America, patriot), we have …
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms: Yea or Nay?

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Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye! ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around your junk! If you were LUCKY, the snake skin wasn't …
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5 Ways to Spend the Longest Day of the Year

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Summertiiiiime, and the livin's easy... That's right, I just quoted Sublime, which is completely inappropriate at any other time of the year except this. THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS, Summer is officially, 100% here. The weather said it, school vacation said it, and now the lifeblood of our species, the constant in our lives, the mothah-effing Sun …
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So, Apparently Getting Engaged Can Kill You?

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Talk about signs from the heavens -- Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even …
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Jonah Hill's Embarrassing P Diddy Moment

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If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe'scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one's head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say "I love your work" or "man most of your shows are too humiliating to even watch?" Well, whatever you decide to do …
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3 Drinks To Avoid Before Summer

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Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …
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How to Read Flirting Body Language

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As we all know, body language is one of the most important weapons men have in their arsenal to know if a woman is flirting with them. Women tend to try and play coy and "hard to get" which usually translates into "acting like a standoffish b****" even when they're fairly interested. However, even reading …
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How Porn Affects Your Life

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We at BCU appreciate just about everything in graph form. Our short attention spans and kitten-like excitability make colorful lines and bars far more engrossing than boring old words and numbers. So when we found this colorful line graph about porn, we were like, BONUS POINTS!
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Is Drinking Affecting Your Physique?

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You workout five times a week, mixing cardio with strength training, and keep a healthy diet- you rarely eat fast food and try to keep your fat, sodium, and sugar intake to a minimum. However, you just can't seem to lose those last few pounds or sculpt the amount of muscle you've been working towards. …
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Sh*t My Kids Ruined

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Is your internal clock ticking? Feeling the need to procreate and enjoy the wonder of making a baby? This is a disease that is currently making a Bubonic plague-like rampage across America, a fact I've deduced due my Facebook friends list thumbnails being about 40% baby photos. Don't worry, though, there are many antibiotics for …
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Crab Revenge

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Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the public with the intention of spreading them to people's public hair. Let me break this …
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5 Bachelor Habits You'll Miss Dearly

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As I'm sure you know if you typed in/clicked the URL to this site, the BCU staff is, in general, pro-single lifestyle. Not that there aren't several million marriages around the world that are probably wonderful examples of two people loving each other unconditionally, it's just that about half of those people actually don't love …
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