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Here's the thing about body hair, guys. There is a fine line between sexy and creepy, and unintentionally falling into the creepy category is pretty much a dealbreaker with women. Although there are those women who are into the hairy body thing, most are repulsed by over the top hair anywhere other than your head …
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Boyfriends Vs Girlfriends

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Although Google is one of the most powerful web companies in the world, we often laugh at the auto-fill answers that show up when we search for things. Like one time I really wanted to know if my sneezing was due to seasonal allergies, but when I typed in "why are my sn-", Google decided …
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Why Didn't They Return My Call?

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Everyone knows the feeling. Waiting. Waiting. You thought that girl was really into you, but somehow she's not calling. What is going on? There are several reasons why a lady or gent might not call you back, and here are a couple of them. 1) You guilted her into giving out her number Every woman …
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Online Dating Stats

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We're always looking for new statistics about online dating, so when statistic-minded site Online Schools released one of its great graphics about online dating, we we're super excited! The facts it comes out with are mostly what you'd expect, but here are a couple we found interesting: 1 out of 3 women who meet men …
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Fashion Red Flags: Guy Edition

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We've written many articles explaining how people ruin their chance at getting a date, through their actions, manners, and behaviors throughout the first meeting. However, did you know you can ruin any chance of getting a date/a girlfriend/laid within the first moment of meeting? It has to do with your style, my friend! Women don't …
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5 Lies All Women Tell

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Women are crafty. They are like sneaky little mongooses (mongeese?) who look sweet and adorable but in reality they EAT SNAKES. One of the craftiest skills of the woman is deception. While they might not consider it to be lying, per se, it definitely isn't honest. Here are 5 of the most prominent lies women …
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Having the Bad Sex Talk

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Technology has its perks, free communication, quick responses, and microwavable cake come to mind. However, it's not crazy to believe that technology has made us a little apprehensive and shy about talking face to face. People have a hard time even asking each other on dates, let alone talking about sex. The only thing that …
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Loud Sex Enough to Search Your House

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That's right, guys. You're gonna have to keep that in mind the next time you send a booty call message to a sexy single on OBC. When they come over and you inevitably get to some mind-blowing boot-knockin', make sure you keep it down. According to a court in New Jersey, loud sex is enough …
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5 Unarguable Break Up Lines

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BCU has shared before its list of the worst break up lines... the clichés and lies that your soon-to-be-ex will see right through to the lines that can somehow be argued against. There comes a point as a breaker when you might have to bust out the big guns- throw caution to the wind and …
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You Might Be Whipped If...

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Remember when Jeff Foxworthy used to do those "You might be a redneck" jokes? Those weren't funny. Although no one on the BCU staff knows "how to make roadkill stew," we do know the signs that you might be whipped. Here are our top 5 favorites. 1) If she knows all your passwords... When I …
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The GGG Scale

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Was I think only person in the world unaware of the term "GGG"? It's a term coined by Dan Savage, gay author and sex advice columnist for The Stranger (awesome magazine name). A little more research, though, shows that the GGG works for both gay and straight couples. It stands for Good, Giving, Game, or …
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Best Divorce Letter Ever

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There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn't into marriage! As the adage goes, "50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death." However, this guy's letter to his wife (or soon to be …
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The Secret Types Chicks Dig

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Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn't mean you can't find an awesome chick ready to make …
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Booty Call Texting Rules

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Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …
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5 Places to Meet a Great Booty Call

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Obviously your first choice should be OBC, it's got a ton of hot singles all looking for fun without the long term commitment. However, if you've got to pull yourself away from the computer for a few hours, it doesn't mean you can't be looking for singles at other places. Here are a few places …
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What Women Say Vs. What They Mean

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It's fairly well known that guys, for the most part, understand about 1/1000th of women's brains. And considering the human brain is about 3 pounds, and we only use about 10% of it, that means... well, I'm not going to do that math but pretty much you know JACK about women. And since no one …
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Dumb Broad Wins Stupid Reality Show

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I'm sorry. That heading was supposed to say, "Vienna Girardi Wins 'The Bachelor'," although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don't matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE? Here are the …
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