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What His Valentine's Gift Really Means

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Alright ladies, we forgive you for ignoring your better judgement (and the e-card below) and letting some lame-ass guy take you out on a cheesy, conventional Valentine's date. Don't worry, we give the date 30 minutes before you wish you'd stayed home, clicked your way to OBC, and found a sexy booty call. Meanwhile, check …
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Recession-Proof Public Sex

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We're all about having fun at BCU, but as we are your one stop shop for dating and sex advice, it's time we get serious about putting a little excitement into your lackluster sex life. Unfortunately, the economy's in a bit of a slump, and trips to the top of the Eiffel Tower are out …
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How to Set Up a Threesome

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If guys think about sex every 6 seconds, then you could probably venture to say they think about threesomes every time two hot girls are standing next to each other. To some it seems like an unattainable fantasy, most likely due to the combination of guys having next to no game, and girls being a …
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How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand

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Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done …
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Life According to Bear Grylls

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If you ignore the allegations that he "recreated situations" and "stayed at 5-star hotels," Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild is hands-down the craziest badass in the history of mankind. From eating frog eyes to giving himself enemas in the middle of the ocean, it seems there is nothing this Brit can't do. Luckily, somebody …
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Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Porn Star

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Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at …
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How to Have an Awesome Super Bowl Party

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The Super Bowl is two weeks away. It's time to start figuring out how you're gonna spend it. Will you go to a bar? Will you go to a friend's house? Or will you, against better judgment, throw a party yourself? If you do, there are some ways to make it awesome while also making …
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Sex Explained By Pens

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BuzzFeed.com recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda... gross... but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.
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5 Worst Women to Go On a First Date With

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A first date is always nerve-wracking. Do I look okay? What if we run out of things to talk about? What if she starts talking about feminism? As we all know, there are just certain women that are absolutely obnoxious to date. Using our collective experiences and with some help from RegretfulMorning, we've compiled a …
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Greg Oden's Naked Pictures

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When are celebrities going to stop sending people full-frontal naked pics via cell phone? Seriously?! Don't they get that nobody can be trusted? Well, apparently not. WorldStarHipHop.com recently released pictures allegedly showing basketball player, Greg Oden, totally nude. Although they are not completely clear, the guy shooting mirror pics of his naughty bits sure looks …
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Chris Brown Should Rethink This Photo-Op

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In a perfect display of "What was he thinking?", Chris Brown showed up at Jean Paul Gaultier's boxing-themed presentation in Paris' Fashion Week and even cozied up to the designer for a picture. Considering Brown is most famous for hitting Rihanna in the face, he might want to steer clear of posing next to people …
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What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

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Sure, sometimes she's serious when she says "I have a headache..." but for the most part, women turn down sex for many different reasons. With the help of HolyTaco, the BCU staff unravels the mystery of what her sex excuse really means. 1. I'm Just Tired This one is easy. The truth is, she is …
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Hilariously Bad Dating Advice

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It is part of our job at BCU to keep a close eye on the competition. For the most part we end up just giggling in our cubicles at some of the ridiculous advice other dating blogs give out, but in a recent viewing of BlackPeopleMeet.com's blog, we came across a genuinely hilarious article about …
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The Top 5 Worst Roommates

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Having a roommate can be one of the most fun parts of your life. Like having a constant companion, someone you can vent to, go out drinking with, and then lay around hungover with the whole next day. However, pick the wrong roommate and you will end up in the world's worst living situation. Here …
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Online Dating Increases When It's Cold

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Temperatures in the UK have dropped to below freezing, causing weather that has not been seen in years. Because of this unexpected coldfront, Britons have been utilizing online dating more than ever! According to DateDaily.com, Websites like MySingleFriend.com have reported record visits this week alone, showing that during this cold time, your chance of finding …
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Worst New Years Resolution Ever.

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At BCU, we are all for trying to drop the holiday weight and getting back to peak summer fitness but, even we can't believe Megan Fox's claim that drinking vinegar can clean out your system and help you drop excess water weight. "I'm not one for dieting or exercising..." said Fox, "so, I have to …
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Bikram's Yoga Can Increase Erection Size

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It's already a week into January. Haven't kicked start your New Years Resolutions yet? Well, here's a reason to get on the fitness boat: According to Asylum, new studies show that Bikram's yoga (90 minute yoga classes in a heated room) can actually increase the size of an erection. Of course, all exercise can improve …
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Warren Beatty Slept with Around 13,000 Women

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In a new biography, author Peter Biskind claims that '60s movie star Warren Beatty slept with around 13,000 women! Assuming my math is correct (and it probably isn't), that would mean he had to have bedded about 1.7 women per day for the 20 years he was in the spotlight. Sounds like we should all …
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Condom Ready

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After years of those "CRAP!" moments when guys realize that they don't have a condom, and women saying "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" to unprotected sex, the answer has finally come together. Why can't women carry condoms too? The Daily Mail recently reported that just as many women have begun carrying condoms as those that take birth control, …
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