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Why You Haven't Gotten Laid in Weeks/Months/Years

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I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit …
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Why Casual Dating is Good for Your Wallet

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The US is currently facing one of the worst economic crises in decades, and people are being forced to take a hard look at their spending and decide what their priorities are. Entertainment, such as movies, theme parks, and concerts, have taken especially hard hits, as people have realized they aren't really necessities. Even many …
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5 Words to Never Say in Bed

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Pillow talk (noun): confidences exchanged in bed or in intimate circumstances between spouses or lovers. We might add to the very end of that definition, perhaps "or a random chick you met at a bar," but either way, you get the jist. Pillow talk is the bedroom banter that you would probably not ever want …
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5 Best Ways to Get Over a Breakup

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We all know it sucks to go through a break up. Not only do you feel confused and heartbroken, but your self-esteem plummets. However, we at BCU always try to see the bright side of things, so here are our top 5 ways to get over a tough break up. 1) Hit the gym Not …
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Why Booty Calls Are Good For You

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Other than the obvious reasons to have a booty call on retainer (no gifts, meeting parents, or responsibility), there are actually surprising health benefits to having booty calls. Here are a few that made us have to pick up the phone and set up a booty call for tonight! 1. Sex relieves stress In a …
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Break Up With Her

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There are tons of reasons why guys stay with their girlfriends even when they're... well, you know. A little uptight, a tad wound up, kinda high-maintenance... ok fine- a B*TCH. Usually it has something to do with the regular sex, but sometimes even when that's taken away, guys stick around, probably because their GF has …
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Can Your Booty Call Turn into a Relationship?

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In a word, no. In two words, probably not. In a bunch of words, I guess it's not implausible, but it's probably the worst idea since Jimmy Dean's Chocolate Chip Pancake Wrapped Sausage. If you are considering venturing into a relationship from your current booty call/friends with benefits situation, you should first ask yourself these …
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5 Things Booty Calls Don't Ever Need to Know

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CollegeCandy recently posted their list of the top 10 things women never want to know about their boyfriends. The list was pretty standard, from their "number" to anything about their ex. While not 100% accurate, the article got me thinking... what are things you never want to hear from your booty call or friends-with-benefits? Keeping …
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Hillary Duff: Your Dream Girl

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We are the proponents for casual dating. This is obvious. However, we cannot pretend to underestimate the joy a couple can have when they get engaged. The marriage is a whole other story, but still... it's classtime. Ladies- take heed. Hillary Duff, Disney starlet and classic girl-next-door, is giving lessons on the appropriate way to …
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5 Reasons You Didn't Get Laid Last Night

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Good afternoon, BCU readers! Yours truly got a featured article on the hilarious "morning after" site Regretful Morning! Head over and check out the fancy schmancy advice article that's destined to make me famous ;) I know, it just doesn’t make sense. You gelled that hair up, all but drowned yourself in Axe, and even …
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Increase Your Booty Potential

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Excuse me, gentlemen. We need to talk. Your pick-up skills are getting super rusty. I've heard you drop the same lines to the same kinda girl like, 8 times in the last month. It's getting sad to watch you. Even if you were, at one time, the Knight of Bootopia, in this new decade, your …
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How to Keep Casual Sex Casual

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Things started great, you'd go out with your friends and get a little crazy. At the end of the night while stumbling back to your pad, you send a booty call to that guy or lady who makes your gears turn, you two meet up a late night romp, and when you wake up they're …
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5 Best Web Apps for Getting Lucky

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A couple months ago we did an article on the best iPhone apps for dates, which included some great tools for finding restaurants and movie theaters to take a hot date. However, it has come to our attention that not every human being is endowed with an iPhone, so we thought we'd grace all you …
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5 Women NOT to Booty Call

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We at BCU are (obviously) down for booty calls. They can be a stress reliever, a confidence boost, even a hangover cure. But let's get honest, guys, not all chicks are down for booty calls, even if they shrilly claim they "totally just want a physical relationship and nothing else I swear," there are just …
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How to Tell You're Going to Get Lucky

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Assuming the women you meet don't greet you with, "Hi, my name doesn't matter, let's go back to my apartment," you'll probably notice that deciphering whether a woman is just being friendly or really wants to get it on is pretty much like reading a foreign language. Let us at BCU be your Rosetta Stone …
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Marriage Proposal Fail

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Add this to your list of reasons to never get married- This poor sap planned out an elaborate wedding proposal in front of 18,000 people at a Rangers game this Valentine's Day, only to get rejected on the JumboTron by his soon-to-be-ex. And just to add salt to the wound, the announcers took the time …
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Older Women Are Better in Bed

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Dating bloggers over at OKCupid recently did some studies which show that although men seek out younger women on the internet, older women are more open in bed and enjoy sex more. The graph below shows the answers from women on the site about whether or not sex is one of their favorite activities. As …
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Don't Get Married

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Marital bliss... every girl dreams of it, right? Being in love, celebrating your commitment, creating a home and having a family... HA. I mean, sure, some people stay married for 50 years, claiming their wedding day was the happiest day of their life. But for the rest of us sane people in the world, here …
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Mardi Gras Dos and Don'ts

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Happy Fat Tuesday, BCU readers! Break out your beads, gentlemen, because Mardi Gras, code word for indulgence, is finally here. San Diego's celebration is set to tear up the streets of the Gaslamp, but before heading out to make a fools of ourselves, we figured we'd set some groundrules. Here are BCU's Mardi Gras regulations. …
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