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5 Obnoxious People You Meet at Beer Bars

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Over this past weekend, I had the unfortunate experience of getting dragged to a beer bar with some friends. Alright, dragged might be a bit of an over-statement, but I sure would have rather gone somewhere else. However, the night proved to be successful in a couple ways- a) I ate a phenomenal grilled cheese, …
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5 Ways to be Less Repulsive to Women

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I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into bio-chemical warfare zone, each of these features are part of the reason that you get the cold-shoulder when you oh-so-gracefully …
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Dos and Don'ts of Cinco De Mayo

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For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out …
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9 Deadly Words Women Use

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It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
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Breaks Vs "Breaking Up"

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You know how sometime you open the cupboard and are super excited to open that bag of Lays from yesterdays barbeque and chow down on some crispy, greasy deliciousness, but then you open the bag and instead take a huge chomp of stale zombie potato skins? It's terrible. Well, sometimes, in a long term relationship, …
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5 Things You'll See On ChatRoulette

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If you haven't yet checked out ChatRoulette, you're missing out on the newest craze among teens and creepy perverts across the globe. Already it has made semi-famous a dude named Merton, a Ben Folds look/sound-a-like who improvs piano songs to his randomly-selected chat partners. Could Chat Roulette is the new YouTube? It does come complete …
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Spring Time Dress Code

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Currently, the weather in the fair city of San Diego has taken a disastrous turn. Grey clouds litter our normally blue sky and a for some strange reason there is this liquid substance falling from the sky which strangely forces people to drive terribly and my flip flops to be unsuitable shoe choices. It's completely …
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The Great Male Survey

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Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the... er... simpler sex, we figure we'd post this "Great Male Survey" so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their …
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How to Get Rid of a Bad Booty Call

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The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we've all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you'll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off …
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How to Pick Up a Gym Bunny

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Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she's probably not looking to meet anybody while she's sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster …
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Lady Data

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We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site …
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Signs She Wants to Be More Than Friends

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You've been chatting with that girl in your Psych class since the beginning of the semester, getting to know each other, studying together, and generally being glad to have someone to bear the hours of mindless lecture with. But the semester is now coming to an end, and you're wondering if maybe you should ask …
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Tom Watson Marries Elin Nordegren

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You might have heard that 60-year-old Tom Watson has been doing uncharacteristically well at the Masters, which has put him at the top of the leaderboard after today's first round of play. In fact, despite being one of the oldest players in the game, he's matched his lowest score at the Masters in 37 years. …
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Men Are 2.5 Times Hornier Than Women

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Surprise, surprise. Just as we'd always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don't count as "scientific evidence." A new book has just come out by Dr. …
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Tips for Hooking Up in Public

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Hooking up in public is one of the most exhilarating and spontaneous things to do with boyfriend/girlfriend or just a booty call! Instead of your usual indoor bed or couch activity, taking your naughty business outside can be a great way to spice up your sex life. However, there is always a certain risk to …
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The Madonna/Whore Complex

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As we've seen in the last couple months with the Tiger Woods and Jesse James scandals, there seems to be a very strict divide between the women they want to take home to mom and the women ones men just want to sleep with. Of course, you say, I don't need a scientific study to …
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