Booty Call U
Official Blog of OnlineBootyCall.com
OnlineBootyCall

Dating Lessons

Dating Lessons

Why Real Life Love Stories Don’t Need a Happy Ending to Be Good

BCU

Hollywood really did a number on us. Decades of movies have taught us that every love story needs a perfect ending: rain pouring, someone running through an airport, swelling music, credits roll. But in real life? Sometimes the movie just ends mid-scene. And that’s not tragic—it’s real. Not every spark turns into a wedding. Not …
More

Dating Lessons

Don't Get Crypto Scammed on Dating Sites

BCU

We are always saddened to hear when members of dating sites fall victim to nefarious people looking to take advantage of their kindness. It happens often, which is why we've written about how to avoid being scammed a few times! It appears that there's a new type of scam going about, using cryptocurrency. A woman …
More

Dating & Sex Advice Dating Lessons Lifestyle

How To Have A Thanksgiving Booty Call

BCU

Oh, the holidays. They catch us off guard every year. One minute it's summer, the next, it's freezing outside and we're expected to cook and spend a nauseating amount of time with the family. One way to perk up your fall holiday is to set up a booty call for Thanksgiving night. Here are OBC's …
More

Dating Lessons

TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU

It's nearly the holidays, and we know that sometimes people start feeling like maybe the booty call life ain't for them anymore. Maybe it's time to settle down and chill out and find THE ONE. We're not sure if we're quite ready for that, but that doesn't mean we're not super excited and happy for …
More

Dating & Sex Dating Lessons

Great Male Survey 2010

BCU

AskMen's annual Great Male Survey came out this week, and it is just full of interesting facts. Many sites are just looking at this year's results and making assumptions based on those, but we are hard-hitting journalists here at BCU and we don't half-ass things like other websites (false: we usually half-ass things). So we …
More

Dating Lessons

Sack Tapping is Bad for You

BCU

This week in Obviously Obvious News... I've never understood dudes' affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they're going to throw up all over themselves? You men practically cry watching a TV show where someone hurts their …
More

Dating & Sex Advice Dating Lessons Lifestyle

How to Read Flirting Body Language

BCU

As we all know, body language is one of the most important weapons men have in their arsenal to know if a woman is flirting with them. Women tend to try and play coy and "hard to get" which usually translates into "acting like a standoffish b****" even when they're fairly interested. However, even reading …
More

Dating & Sex Dating Lessons Lifestyle BCU Hotties Style & Wear

Super Sexy CPR

BCU

Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we've seen in... well, more than a fortnight, that's for sure. It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and …
More

Dating Lessons Lifestyle BCU Hotties Style & Wear

Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

BCU

Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That's like, the least French name I've ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you'd die in your sleep. It may seem …
More

Dating & Sex Advice Dating Lessons Lifestyle

5 Bachelor Habits You'll Miss Dearly

BCU

As I'm sure you know if you typed in/clicked the URL to this site, the BCU staff is, in general, pro-single lifestyle. Not that there aren't several million marriages around the world that are probably wonderful examples of two people loving each other unconditionally, it's just that about half of those people actually don't love …
More

Dating & Sex Advice Dating Lessons Lifestyle

5 Ways to be Less Repulsive to Women

BCU

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into bio-chemical warfare zone, each of these features are part of the reason that you get the cold-shoulder when you oh-so-gracefully …
More

Dating & Sex Dating Lessons Stories Lifestyle BCU Hotties Style & Wear

Booty Beanbags

BCU

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
More

Dating & Sex Advice Dating Lessons Lifestyle

9 Deadly Words Women Use

BCU

It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
More

Dating & Sex Dating Lessons Lifestyle Videos Funny Videos

Earth Day Sex

BCU

Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, "Birthday Sex." It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best …
More

Dating & Sex Advice Dating Lessons Lifestyle

The Great Male Survey

BCU

Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the... er... simpler sex, we figure we'd post this "Great Male Survey" so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their …
More