I've never understood dudes' affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they're going to throw up all over themselves? You men practically cry watching a TV show where someone hurts their junk, and yet you have no problem viciously attacking a guy you consider to be your 'bro'. It genuinely blows my mind.
Well, maybe this will finally force you to cut it out: a recent report by MSNBC stated that nearly 8,000 young men were treated for testicular tortion last year, most as a result from your so-called "friendly junk bumps." However, doctors guess probably far more boys were injured and were just too embarrassed to come forward.
Guess what, brosephs -- your little game of hitting each other where it hurts could be severely damaging- although a fairly non-invasive surgery can be used to fix the injury, those who don't could see a doctor could suffer gangrene and have to have their testicle removed. That's right: your balls could look like this:
OH GOD NEVERMIND THE PHOTOS ARE TOO TERRIBLE TO POST.
Needless to say...
Stop punching each other in the balls, you guys. It's like messing with guns: If you're not careful, you'll shoot your eyeball out, except in this case the gun is your friends fist and the eyeball is your... well... ball ball.
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I've never understood dudes' affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they're going to throw up all over themselves? You men practically cry watching a TV show where someone hurts their junk, and yet you have no problem viciously attacking a guy you consider to be your 'bro'. It genuinely blows my mind.
Well, maybe this will finally force you to cut it out: a recent report by MSNBC stated that nearly 8,000 young men were treated for testicular tortion last year, most as a result from your so-called "friendly junk bumps." However, doctors guess probably far more boys were injured and were just too embarrassed to come forward.
Guess what, brosephs -- your little game of hitting each other where it hurts could be severely damaging- although a fairly non-invasive surgery can be used to fix the injury, those who don't could see a doctor could suffer gangrene and have to have their testicle removed. That's right: your balls could look like this:
OH GOD NEVERMIND THE PHOTOS ARE TOO TERRIBLE TO POST.
Needless to say...
Stop punching each other in the balls, you guys. It's like messing with guns: If you're not careful, you'll shoot your eyeball out, except in this case the gun is your friends fist and the eyeball is your... well... ball ball.
I've never understood dudes' affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they're going to throw up all over themselves? You men practically cry watching a TV show where someone hurts their junk, and yet you have no problem viciously attacking a guy you consider to be your 'bro'. It genuinely blows my mind.
Well, maybe this will finally force you to cut it out: a recent report by MSNBC stated that nearly 8,000 young men were treated for testicular tortion last year, most as a result from your so-called "friendly junk bumps." However, doctors guess probably far more boys were injured and were just too embarrassed to come forward.
Guess what, brosephs -- your little game of hitting each other where it hurts could be severely damaging- although a fairly non-invasive surgery can be used to fix the injury, those who don't could see a doctor could suffer gangrene and have to have their testicle removed. That's right: your balls could look like this:
OH GOD NEVERMIND THE PHOTOS ARE TOO TERRIBLE TO POST.
Needless to say...
Stop punching each other in the balls, you guys. It's like messing with guns: If you're not careful, you'll shoot your eyeball out, except in this case the gun is your friends fist and the eyeball is your... well... ball ball.