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Condoms Are Making a Comeback!

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While it's almost universally agreed that condoms are a necessary evil, in the last year Vice reports that the #1 used form of sexual protection is "making a comeback," and somehow becoming, dare we say, TRENDY? Via VICE: They’re popping up in marketing moments everywhere, from party favours at launches from Heaven by Marc Jacobs’ …
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Protect Your Condoms With These Stylish Cases

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Did you know that carrying a condom around in your wallet can damage it, even if the exterior packaging looks ok? It's true - and using a damaged condom is NO BUENO if you're trying to protect from STIs or unwanted pregnancies. Luckily, you don't have to live in fear - companies have begun creating …
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Don't Get Beard Burn

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Beards have been all the rage for some time now, with many men growing out thick facial hair and women being allll about it. However, there's a possible downside to the sexy lumberjack look: you could give your make out partner a CHIN INFECTION. Via BuzzFeed: In a recent TikTok video, Olivia shared her story …
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Wow or WTF: This Fashion Nova "Bikini"

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Summer is here and that means buns are out in full force as ladies (and gents) show off the goods in their teeny-tiniest swimwear. This new piece from celeb-loved brand Fashion Nova, though, miiiiiiight be taking it like, a bit too far? Or maybe it's just perfect? Fashion Nova fans are divided on this stringiest …
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Would You Wear Butt-less Leggings?

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As Ian Malcolm said in Jurassic Park, sometimes people are too busy wondering "whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." Such is the case with the newest piece from Rihanna's Savage X Fenty lingerie line: buttless leggings. Via TooFab: A pair of pre-split leggings is splitting the internet.A TikToker …
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Super Rare Nikes, Designed for Obama, Up for $25k

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If you scored on GME stock and are looking for somewhere to blow that cash, we've got an idea for you - mega rare Nike Hyperdunks designed specifically for our 44th POTUS, Barack Obama, that are going up for auction this Friday. Via TMZ: Your friends will be yelling, "Hail to the Chief" if you're …
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Would You Buy this Colin Kaepernick Bling?

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When it comes to jewelry, we all have different tastes. Some like a small, subtle gem on a delicate gold chain, while others prefer a MASSIVE IMAGE OF COLIN KAEPERNICK DECKED OUT IN $90,000 WORTH OF DIAMONDS. Via TMZ: Moses The Jeweler in NYC created the piece ... and it's insane. TMZ Sports has learned …
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FreePeople is Selling Clip-In Dreadlocks

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I can honestly say, as far as I can remember, I've never used the abbreviation "SMDH," or "shaking my damn head." I mean, there is a lot of stupid shit on the internet, from hilariously dumb memes to weird-ass products that I can't picture anyone ever buying ever. However, when I came across this BuzzFeed …
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Happy Day After The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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What a beautiful, crisp, lovely fall morning! Why doth the sun seem so bright and the sky so blue? Wherefore art the birds singing so sweetly? It doth not be a Friday! OH WAIT, I KNOWETH! IT'S THE DAY AFTER THE VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!! Although we won't be able to watch the full shebang …
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This Mascara Commercial Makes No Sense

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What is this commercial saying? That a mascara-sized penis is impressive? That a man giving a woman mascara is like sex? That Vinny from Jersey Shore is attractive? Because all of those things are WRONG.
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Liquid Lapdance - NSFW (SERIOUSLY)

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Legacy embedded media Via the seller's site: "We're famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our "lap dance pants" in place of their underwear when they're getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers: "Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down." …
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No, Crocs Will Not Get You Laid. Sorry.

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Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I'm sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone's spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to …
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NO THANK YOU: Anti-Pervert Tights

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It's been too long since we've had a nice "NO THANK YOU" post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say "NO THANK YOU" to them. If you'll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D's bacon-flavored condoms, because ew, a thousand times ew. Today, though, we have a …
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SKINNY SKINNY JEANS

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Happy Monday morning, everyone! Ready to get this day started? How about some fashion advice? As everyone knows now, skinny jeans are THE DEAL. Where once flared or baggy or bell-bottoms reigned supreme, now skinny jeans are basically it. For everyone. Men, women, and oddly enough even babies. And have you noticed they've started to …
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Happy Wednesday From Mr. T Circa 1984

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Sometimes you wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror and think "ugh," and then your day just tumbles into a miserable dump from there. You stub your toe on the coffee table (who thought it was a good idea to put hardwood in a place where you have your feet ALL THE …
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This Dress Disappears As You Get Aroused

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QUICKLY - SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND THEN SOME MORE SO HE CAN CREATE ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS THE HERO WE WANT AND NEED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG!!!!!!
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Awful or Awesome: Marc Jacobs' New Sunglasses Ad

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GOOD MOOOOORNING, VIETNA-MONDAY! That joke isn't funny. I'm sorry. I had a long weekend of not taking my own advice. Pretend that never happened. Let's get this WTF-party started! This new ad from Marc Jacobs, purveyor of delicious smelling perfumes and TO DIE FOR PURSES, SERIOUSLY UUNNNNGH, has come out with a new ad for …
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No Thank You: Human Centipede Ass Tattoos. PLURAL.

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This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I'm not chillin' on a plane sippin' cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON'T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you've been living under a rock, Human Centipede is the 2009 film about a mad scientist who sutures three …
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Best Halloween Costume of 2012

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Happy Halloween, everyone! In the light of the tragic events that have unfolded on the East Coast, the internet is not its usual "hilarious video related to the current holiday" self. In fact, the whole web has been pretty quiet for the past few days. The whole Gawker network is operating through a backup site, …
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Maybe Not a Great Idea For a Costume

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Halloween is nearly upon us, and we all know what that means, ladies! Trying to lose 10 pounds in 9 days so you can squeeze into an outfit that your mother would be ashamed of even though it's 50 degrees out! HIGH FIVE FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS! Just kidding of course. The tradition of girls dressing …
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