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Man Gets Dumbest Tattoo Ever

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I know you're going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out - it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get stupid-as-sh-t tattoos?* Anyway, we have a new contender for the dumbest tattoo of …
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Spanx For Men

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Here's my gripe with Spanx, the compression underwear for women that, truth be told, do give the illusion of an hourglass figure even if you don't actually have one: YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF AT SOME POINT. And what kind of disappointment is a dude (or lady, your choice) going to have when they …
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This Ad for Divine Rags is the Best

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The tagline for Divine Rags, a clothing store in Tennessee, is "Celebrity Certified," to which I said HAHAHA! OH REALLY? WHAT CELEBRITY? Or should I say, I said that before ACTUALLY watching this commercial. Now, after watching this professionally produced and definitely not creepy at all commercial for Divine Rags, I completely redact my prior …
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Casey Anthony Mask Is Terrifying

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Casey Anthony was found not-guilty of murdering her two year old daughter earlier this month, and people were furious (until Amy Winehouse died and then there were much more important things to talk about on Facebook). However, that fury didn't stop certain businesses from attempting to capitalize on the shock factor of the verdict - …
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Vagina Wedding Dress

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Continuing with today's apparent "female anatomy in unexpected places" theme, and building on our past "keep your vagina in your pants, please" Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress: So, um. I don't think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, …
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'My Social' Tattoo is the Worst

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The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, "by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!" Now it's just kind of "oh cool" or "that sucks" and that's about it. OR SO I THOUGHT.First we had the vagina tattoo heard 'round the world, and …
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Vulva Necklace: NO THANKS (NSFW)

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BuzzFeed recently compiled a collection of some of the most grotesque looking forms of jewelry, and while we were definitely grossed out by the pimple ring, because WTF, we were more repulsed by the accessory above - an otherwise cool looking pendent destroyed by creepiness with the addition of the outer lips of a vagina.If …
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Pejazzling. It's a Thing.

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If this isn't another sign of the coming apocalypse (more on that tomorrow), I don't know what is. After a British reality show created a surge in sales after showing a Vajazzling session on their show, "The Only Way is Essex," star Mark Wright has decided to launch a men's version of the nether-region accessories, …
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Worst. Tattoo. Ever.

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We follow up that brilliant masterpiece of April Fools hilarity with this... um, "artwork" that some woman permanently drilled into her flabby back skin. Brace yourself:First of all, as a person who knows a few tattoo artists, I would really like to know who in their right mind would agree to PERMANENTLY ENGRAVE this in …
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Yea or Nay: New Wonder Woman Costume

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There has been quite a debate on the celebrity gossip and nerd blogs recently about whether the new NBC show about Wonder Woman, starring Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki, is HOT or NOT, specifically in the costume department. Many believe that the show is just trying to stay true to the comic book's very …
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Perfectly Accurate Hoodie

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I am gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dark and say that this is officially the most perfectly accurate sports sweatshirt in the history of hoodies. Observe: Tough-ass colors? CHECK. Exactly correct spelling of sports team's name? CHECK. 100% acceptable depiction of team's mascot? CHECK. and the ultimate question: IS IT VELOUR? …
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World's Most Patriotic and/or Idiotic Wedding Gown

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I am a sucker for a deal, which is why I am not allowed at Costco. "17 POUNDS OF CHEESE FOR ONLY 10 BUCKS?" "Why would you ever need that much cheese?" "BECAUSE TEN BUCKS." So I can see how some of our more, howshallIsay, "midwestern" friends who were looking to get married (barf barf) …
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Tajazzle: Things You Don't Need

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TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we're gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 "Thing You Don't Need" of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as naked cross-stitch pillows to pills that make your poop glittery to drive-through sex …
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Things You Don't Need:Porno Pillows (NSFW)

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If there is one statement in the history of decor conversations that has never been uttered, it would probably be, "Boy oh boy, I sure miss the interior design trends of the late 1970s." The fact is, no one after the 70s thought cross stitch and shag carpet and mustards with rust orange was anything …
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Magnetic Lingerie

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In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it's always nice to find out that there are still a few great ideas out there that absolutely couldn't go wrong.Enter Magnetic Lingerie, developed by Parisian underwear designer Lingerie Dement. The bras and panties in the collection are …
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Victoria's Secret Has a $2 Million Bra

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In honor of the unfairly sexy Adriana Lima and the premiere of Victoria's Secret's 2 million dollar "Bombshell Fantasy" bra, BCU has decided to share with you the 5 things you could do with the same amount of money. Because not only do we love insanely unnecessary displays of wealth, but also making you feel …
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Things You Don't Need: This Jizz Necklace

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Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don't, because EW.
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Things You Don't Need: Smoking Mittens

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You know when people use the phrase, "You need another [whatever] like I need CANCER" (I don't know if it's cancer, it might be a black eye or a hole in the head but for for the sake of this post let's go with cancer*)? Well, they should just stop using that phrase for anything …
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What NOT To Be For Halloween: This Creepy Avatar Costume

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We've seen some pretty awesome Avatar costumes for Halloween this year that rival the actual CGI characters in the movie. There are movie SFX quality prosthetics and body painters out there that will make you more Na'vi than Jake Sully ever was. This costume, on the other hand, has a couple problems: 1) Are those …
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