We follow up that brilliant masterpiece of April Fools hilarity with this... um, "artwork" that some woman permanently drilled into her flabby back skin. Brace yourself:
First of all, as a person who knows a few tattoo artists, I would really like to know who in their right mind would agree to PERMANENTLY ENGRAVE this in someone's skin. How could you, as a person who prides themselves in their work, break out a needle and draw that in 800 X 600 pixel size and say, "WELP, JOB WELL DONE. THAT'LL BE 300 DOLLARS."
As for the woman asking for it, well, obviously what we have here is a horrific combination of feminism and retardation (femtardation, if you will), which, when mixed, react similarly to vinegar and baking soda. They create a somewhat entertaining, but still generally unimpressive 6th grade science project that makes us all force out a fake, "Oh, that's... really, um... nice."
The most important question here is obviously the one they asked over at BuzzFeed, which is, WHY THE F***CK IS YOUR VAGINA BLUE? Because I would probably lean away from "beautiful" and more towards "undiagnosed, but definitely fatally diseased."