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What NOT to Be This Halloween: Obama Mask

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With Halloween approaching, we know there are a lot of choices one should consider before officially deciding on a costume. Will it be serious or funny? Sexy or silly? A poignant portrayal of the very first African American president who, whether you agree with his platforms or not, can only be considered one of the …
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Meme Halloween Costume Ideas

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Yes, what you're seeing is real: there is an Antoine Dodson Halloween costume on sale. Assuming you have the internet and annoying friends who send you links a hundred times, you've heard of the guy and know of his oratory skills ("Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park"), and also know that by like, …
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The Awkward Situation

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Oh dear, Snookie would not be pleased. The below photo isn't just a hilarious homage to style of the nineties, and a harsh reminder that at one point turtlenecks (rather snug ribbed ones, at that) were stylish, but also that our favorite douche bag straight from the Jersey Shore was at one point NOT a …
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Super Sexy CPR

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Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we've seen in... well, more than a fortnight, that's for sure. It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and …
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Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

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Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That's like, the least French name I've ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you'd die in your sleep. It may seem …
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Justin Bieber's Tattoo is Real

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Rumors have been flying among Justin-Bieberaholics worldwide that the young pop star may have gotten a tattoo! A TATTOO, PEOPLE! Could there possibly be any news in the world that is more important than this? I THINK NOT. Luckily, the editors over at BestWeekEver have obtained photographic proof that indeed, the 16 year old ambiguous-looking …
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Booty Beanbags

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The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
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Spring Time Dress Code

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Currently, the weather in the fair city of San Diego has taken a disastrous turn. Grey clouds litter our normally blue sky and a for some strange reason there is this liquid substance falling from the sky which strangely forces people to drive terribly and my flip flops to be unsuitable shoe choices. It's completely …
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Porn Star Granny

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There are things in life that cannot be unseen. War photos, the creepy music video for the Hot Chip song "I Feel Better", and Joe Theismann's leg break back in December of 1985 are all on my personal list. And now, by some evil twist of fate, I have another. The photo below, which, on …
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Tiger's New Nike Ad Remix

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Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" speech that we all knew and hated at age …
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Manscaping

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Here's the thing about body hair, guys. There is a fine line between sexy and creepy, and unintentionally falling into the creepy category is pretty much a dealbreaker with women. Although there are those women who are into the hairy body thing, most are repulsed by over the top hair anywhere other than your head …
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Overly-Creative Wedding Photo

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It is pretty rare that you see a wedding photo that doesn't look cheesy and forced. I mean, when a photographer is telling you to "look like you're in love," it's kind of just asking for it. However, the photo below takes the cake for Wedding Photo Awkwardness. Ignoring the fact that they Photoshopped themselves …
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