Liquid Lapdance - NSFW (SERIOUSLY)
Via the seller's site:
"We're famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex.
Guys wear our "lap dance pants" in place of their underwear when they're getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers:
"Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down."
"Imagine a pair of oiled titties bouncing up and down your cock."
"I wouldn't say it felt like sex. More like a blow job, a hand job, whacking off, anal sex, and titty-fucking all in one."
"Kinda like fucking a really loose pussy.""
No. No. No no no no no nononononono. NO. NO GUYS, NO. No, no no, no no no, nononono!!!!!!!!