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Flying Car Might Finally Release!

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If you had told me that it'd be 2011 and we still wouldn't be living in floating glass bauble houses with robot maids, flying cars and brain internet, I'd have slapped you in your dumb face. And yet, fast forward through years of horrible haircuts and ugly outfits and HERE I AM, LIVING IN A …
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Hennessey Venom GT Bugatti-Killer

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Fancy cars scare me. One time my friend asked me to back her Lexus out of a parking spot and I practically had an anxiety attack. Considering my car has about the same resale value as a half-eaten Twinkie, I treat nice cars like gold wrapped Faberge eggs on wheels. As you might guess, just …
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Record-Breaking Camaro Drifting

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Do you get carsick? I never thought I got carsick until I rode in a car that went from zero to 60 in like, 3 seconds. And then I learned that yeah, I get carsick. It's not like, violently ill where I think I'm gonna throw up or something, it's more like that feeling you …
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Idiot Kid Crashes Lambo Murcielago

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There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even …
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The Chromed Camaro

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As someone who is most definitely NOT a Star Wars geek and has NOT seen all 6 movies at least 20 times, I would definitely NOT say that Jalopnik's claim that this chromed up Camaro looks like a "Naboo starfighter" was wildly inaccurate and that they would be better off saying that it looked similar …
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This Crappy Camaro Cost $150,000

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See that thing? The thing that looks like it might have come from Grand Theft Auto after running over three hookers and crashing into several other vehicles? That thing? That piece of s*** up there? Yep. That one. It costs $150,000. This is not a joke, I am not kidding.It's apparently called a "rat-rod," and …
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1,000 HP Escalade Beats Nissan GT-R

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I don't know much about cars. No. I don't know ANYTHING about cars. I know how to put oil in my crappy 95 Ford Escort, and I can sometimes put gas in it without driving away with the gas cap off. SOMETIMES. However, even I know that it is pretty damn awesome that this guy …
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Crazy Car Accident Video

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And this, boys and girls, is why YOU DON'T TRY AND FILM AND DRIVE. According to Jalopnik, although this video was posted on the first of April, it is 100% authentic. The uploader of the video claims she was filming these two trucks that were playing a game of "cat and mouse" on the freeway …
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Tiger Woods is Selling His Yacht

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After losing over a hundred MILLION dollars because of dumb choices in his personal life, Tiger Woods was apparently in need of a little cash moneys to pay for (I'm guessing here) Ambien and golf balls, because he's selling his $25 million yacht, "Privacy." Yes, the one that he famously spent a lot of time …
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Lamborghini Gallardo Tricolore is PRETTY Sick, I Guess

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San Diego is a huge tourist spot, so during the summer our downtown quarter becomes a veritable United Nations of travelers. Europeans, South Americans, Asians and everywhere in between are represented, walking around taking photos and enjoying the sights and hot spots. Sometimes you can tell when they're tourists from pretty far away because they …
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Top 5 Cars to Get Booty In

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It's been a long time since high school, and by association my last discrete car hookup, but we all have to reminisce occasionally about how exciting and dangerous it felt gettin' down in the back of your date's Geo Metro (or whatever your first car was) a few blocks away from your parents' house. Luckily, …
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Top Dream Cars for 2011

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2010 been pretty tough for the American economy. Just about every industry took a hit (except the war industry but let's not get started on that), and it really made an impact of the well being of our citizens. Thanks to some selfish, repulsive, and small-penis-evident activity by the US banking system, especially, many people …
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FLYING CARS ARE HERE.

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If you'd asked me as a kid what the world would be like in 2010, I'd have been like, "watch that documentary the Jetsons. It explains everything." Fast forward 15 years and here I sit, and my computer still isn't a hologram and I don't have a robot maid and my car still drives on …
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Street Legal Tron Lightcycles Are Here!

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You can buy some weird-ass junk on eBay these days. 1980s Mariah Carey tapes, someone's bloody mattress, or even Sharon Osbourne's breast implants. You know, just in case you're an avid collector of menopausal wife-of-a-rock-star celebrity plastic surgery accessories, it's really a priceless set. However, eBay has recently acquired some totally rad new merch. In …
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The New York Subway is Having a Bad Day

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Silly New York mass transit system sign creator, you obviously haven't been following internet trends, have you? I will assume you also don't know what LOL, LMAO, WTF, SMH is, but that's precisely what I'm thinking about you. However, perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you know exactly what I'm talking about, and this whole "change the …
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The World's Worst Women Drivers

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As a woman, I constantly have to witness those of my own gender reinforcing stereotypes that make us look like terrible, materialistic airheads. You always hear women saying, "I wish that people cared more about my brains and less about my looks," and then five minutes later on national television a candidate for Miss Teen …
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Topless Sledding

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Sure, Germany was the launching point of one of the most detestable wars this Earth has or ever will see, but that aside, the Germans have given us some great stuff. The first automobile, beer, sausage, Oktoberfest (beer), birth control, beer... I mean, really, could you conduct yourself for a day without the many inventions …
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Why Driving the Lexus RX350 is Better Than Six Flags

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Of all the high-end cars on the road, Lexuses are probably the most demure, unexciting looking ones. Unlike their German counterparts, they aren't flashy and aren't nearly as head turning... in fact, we might go so far as to say they're a little bit boring. However, the guys at Asylum test drove the new Lexus …
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