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When Your Date Might Be TOO Into Their Ride

BCU June 23, 2025

A TikToker named Mia Saint just dropped a bomb on car?obsessed guys, claiming their automotive addiction might be a major red flag for cheating or flakiness—like, “if he wears a dangly cross earring, run” tier of red flag. (PSST - just a reminder that OBC is giving away the ultimate car to love - a …

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We’re Giving Away a Porsche. No, Seriously.

BCU June 2, 2025

Hey, it’s us—your favorite fun-loving, late-night-text-receiving, no-strings-attached dating site. And we’ve got one hell of a surprise for you. We’re talking about a Porsche.Yep. That kind of Porsche.Sleek, sexy, head-turning, and 100% yours (if you win, of course). We figured, hey—if we’re all about living life in the fast lane, why not give one lucky …

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Tracy Morgan's Bugatti Involved in Crash 15 Mins After Purchase

BCU June 5, 2019

It's hard to imagine a worse Tuesday than crashing a $1.5 million car that you purchased 15 minutes prior, and that's just what happened to SNL alum Tracy Morgan yesterday when his 2012 Bugatti Veyron was side-swiped a mere 15 minutes after driving it off the lot. According to TMZ, there's no word yet on …

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Charter a Plane to Have Sex In

BCU April 4, 2014

Happy Friday everyone! Got any plans this weekend? Maybe you're gonna try something exciting and new, like that Ethiopian restaurant that just opened or a heated Pilates class? Well, it's too bad you don't have millions of dollars or this weekend you could charter a plane JUST so you can join the mile-high club. Yep, …

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Carkour is Probably Not A Great Idea

BCU December 19, 2012

Don't get me wrong, the description of this video, "parkour and strangers' cars" is pretty awesome. But something tells me that running, jumping, kicking and flipping cars that don't belong to you, WHILE THEY ARE DRIVING, MIGHT not be the best idea.

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R U Faster Than A Redneck

BCU December 7, 2012

Speaking of people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then instead of saving it or investing it, promptly spend it all on methampthamines, boob jobs, and strippers, we bring you R U Faster Than a Redneck? the SPEED channel's newest ode to hicks. According to Jalopnik, this …

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Is This the Ugliest Camaro Ever?

BCU November 20, 2012

Dear Floridians, How are you doing? Thanksgiving week going well? Do you have the whole week off or just a couple days? Is the weather Thanksgiving-y or still hot? I'm guessing still hot, cause it seems like it's always hot! The tropics, huh? Haha! Hey, on that note, is it possible that all this warm …

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Texas Tests Speed Cameras By Going 203 MPH

BCU October 25, 2012

I don't like Texas. Okay, no. I'm sorry. I've never been to Texas. I can't say I don't like something I've never tried, but as a witness to many of the things Texas has churned out (i.e. George Bush, RIDICULOUS laws, abstinence-only sex education, and this) visiting Texas just isn't exactly on my Bucket List. …

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Another Crazy Stunt From Devin Graham

BCU August 31, 2012

Good morning, everyone! Today, there are many things to be thankful for- the fact that it's Friday before Labor Day weekend, the lovely weather that about 75% of the country is experiencing (our hearts go out to those affected by Hurricane Isaac, btw), the fact that you aren't Doug Hutchison, our friends, family, and of …

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The New A380 Super Jumbo Looks AWESOME.

BCU August 30, 2012

I've always loved the Louis CK stand up routine about how angry people get on planes. About how totally ludicrous and self-absorbed it is to take offense when a place is delayed or your seat is too small or you don't get complimentary refreshments, when in reality you should be AMAZED that you are getting …

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Sexiest Toyota Ad Ever - NSFW

BCU August 23, 2012

I don't think Toyota has ever been labeled a "sexy" car company. "Practical," yes. "Efficient and sensible," sure. "Economical and eco-friendly," even. But never have I heard someone say, "sweet baby Jesus that Yaris is pure SEX." However, in Japan (where Toyota was founded), they must have a different vision of Toyota vehicles. Namely that …

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The 2014 Corvette is...

BCU August 17, 2012

Sure this is just a rendering. And yeah, okay, it's not even 2013 yet. And FINE, if you INSIST, these images are neither promoted nor confirmed by GM or Chevrolet, the makers of the Corvette. But let's just go with YES, this is what the new Corvette is going to look like. And if that's …

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The FreeStyle Cruiser Inflatable Yacht Slide

BCU August 15, 2012

You know how sometimes you're on your yacht, moving swiftly across the Pacific with no real plans of where to go, the sun high above and a long day of fun in the sun slowly moving into the evening and you're just like F*CK THIS SH*T I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND? I know …

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German Waterslide Goes Male-Only After Injuring Women's Hoo-Has

BCU August 8, 2012

This video, like many others that I have expressed concerns about, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone's having with the slide isn't the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has …

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Backyard Waterslide of Doom

BCU June 22, 2012

Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I've sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the Aqualoop and the Human Slingshot and the other human slingshot and the Nevis swing. I am aware that you've probably imagined me looking like Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode, scared …

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The Diamond Encrusted Porsche

BCU June 1, 2012

A couple days ago I received a bridal shower invitation in the mail that had Swarovski crystals embedded in the paper, and I remember thinking, "well THIS seems excessive." Little did I know that just on the other side of the world there was someone taking actual DIAMONDS, crushing them up, turning them into paint, …

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World's Fastest Amphibious Vehicle

BCU May 16, 2012

I took a trip to New York City in 2004, and along with the Broadway plays, visits to the Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty, and necessary Times Square photo shoot, there was one thing I wanted to do - ride that half-boat, half-bus thing that tours you around the city via water AND …

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Monday Morning Bike Parkour

BCU March 26, 2012

This dreary Monday morning (it's 50 and raining in San Diego, BOOO), I bring you the heart-stopping cyclist Andrew Dickey, a Parkour connoisseur who is making me choke on my coffee with every stunning stunt he performs. The future mother side of me says "ANDREW MICHAEL DICKEY YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE AND COME INSIDE …

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The Most Awesome Ride Ever

BCU March 20, 2012

Everyone HANDS UP! HERE COMES THE DROP! Um. I want my money back.

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Cars & Rides Funny Videos

Terrified Man on a Mono Bobsled

BCU March 16, 2012

I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, "I just sh*t my pants and I don't even care if you know it." …

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