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St. Patrick's Day Dos and Don'ts

Happy St Patricks Day! It's on a Friday? Yes please. Time to get out there and celebrate on the day that sees a 174% increase in beer sales compared to the rest of the year. Here are some tips from OBC to make the most of the day, without going down too hard tomorrow. 1) …
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Spring Break Tips For Success

Spring Break is on for many colleges in California, And despite the fact that it's been raining basically non-stop since December, young adults are READY for that spring sun and fun - and insane violence, we guess? This year, we're sharing some advice for having a fun, safe, and sexy spring break (and to hopefully …
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LOL At This Reindeer Orgy Beer Can That Got Shut Down

We love creativity in branding - I mean, how else do you think we came up with the tagline "finding the pieces without the puzzle"? So we were all about this hilarious story from Vice, in which a beer company called Sycamore Brewing ended up in hot water over their silly can design that happened …
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Eating Fast Food Could Make You Infertile

Photo by Carles Rabada on Unsplash We already know that too much Mickey Ds can make you fat and give you greasy skin and well, kill you - but now there's another reason to skip the drive through and go for a healthy salad instead: research suggests it could lead to infertility later in life! …
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Work Hangovers Increase During the World Cup

Anyone else battling a Revolutionary War-sized hangover today? It's never fun trying to work after a holiday... and there's just more of that on the horizon: with the highly anticipated Women's World Cup coming this weekend, we're getting excited to wake up early on Sunday and cheer on Team USA... but we're NOT looking forward …
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Top 5 Spring Break Destinations

With March in full swing, we're getting mega excited for Spring Break– the hottest, most debauchery-filled holidays (holi-weeks?) of the year. Unlike the recently-passed Mardi Gras, you're less likely to face an onslaught of old-lady-gone-wild fun bags in your face, because Spring Break is much more a college/young-adult geared holiday, which we couldn't be more …
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The Tight Snatch: A Sexy Cocktail for #ThirstyThursday

It's almost the weekend and it's time to get frisky! This OBC-approved #ThirstyThursday cocktail is the perfect fuel for some sloshy fun hookups - just remember, you don't need to get wasted to have fun! Ingredients: 1 oz vodka 1 oz Peach Schnapps Splash of orange juice Splash of cranberry juice Recipe: Add all ingredients …
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5 Meals That Will Improve Your Sex Life

Looking to improve your stamina, sex drive, and appeal to potential hookups? Look no further than these delicious recipes! Avocado and Shrimp Ceviche As the weather heats up, this chilled seafood and avocado appetizer is perfect for snacking on with a Tecate Light or a skinny margarita. The avocados, as we learned last week, are …
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Smoking Alcohol is Not the Way to Lose Weight

There's only two more days left in May, and only two more days in our Sexy Summer Slim Down series. Tomorrow we'll share our last post, with some tips for taking your healthy new lifestyle to the bedroom ;). But today, we're gonna slap a big fat NO on this new fad of "smoking liquor," …
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Mark Wahlberg and Diddy Came Out With Branded Water

As a kid, I grew up in a very thrifty family. I didn't wear, eat, drink, or use anything name brand until I moved out of the house, and even now for the most part I'd rather go with a cheaper, less-cool option if it means I'll save a buck (unless there's a significant quality …
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Sexy 70s Perrier Ad

Ah, the 70s. The peace and love of the 60s was dying out in America, marijuana had lost some of its excitement and the onset of disco lead to more interest in cocaine and ecstasy. The sexual freedom movement had also started to wane, and people started wearing things that looked like this. It was …
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47-Layer Dip For the Super Bowl - Too Much, Or Just Enough?

The countdown has begun to the biggest sports celebration of the year - no, not the Stanley Cup, Canada, THE SUPER BOWL. And of course, along with worrying about that $400 bet you made in Vegas last weekend and wondering if Beyonce is really going to reunite Destiny's Child on stage, you might be thinking …
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Reason #2945 Not to Eat at KFC

As a kid, I admit I had what some might call an "sick obsession with" but I call an "affinity for" Kentucky Fried Chicken. Back in the day the place delivered in my area, so many nights when my parents went out and left me with cash for dinner I'd immediately hit up the KFChizzle …
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The Most Depressing Nacho Recipe Ever

It's Wednesday, which means we can all take a deep breath because we're almost through the post-Thanksgiving depression period. If you're anything like me, you mourned the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers Monday night by halfheartedly slurping cranberry sauce (GROSS. WHAT A NIGHTMARE.) watching reruns of Game of Thrones, and going to bed at 8 …
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NO THANKS: Denny's New Hobbit-Themed Meals

Let's be honest: we're all guilty of craving Denny's sometimes. Sure, their "meals" are about the caloric equivalency of a normal person's breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, AND dessert, but goddamnit if a Grand Slam doesn't sound DELICIOUS every once in a while. And remember when they came up with the Fried Cheese Sandwich, a meal …
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World's Most Expensive Drink

A couple questions: 1) Do you think that thing tastes good? Or does it taste like 730 year old stale liquor? 2) Do you think these people wipe their asses with $100 bills? 3) What kind of conversations do you think Salvatore and his family have over dinner? 4) How many pictures can you take …
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No Thank You: Holiday Flavored Pringles

This November, when you're stocking up on your weekly supply of Pringles (plain, sour cream and onion, and cheddar, obviously) you might notice something strange in the snack aisle. Something that might look a little bit like this: Let's all say it together shall we? NO. NO THANK YOU. I mean, I'm not even a …
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German Booze is Poured Over Models' Bodies -NSFW

NSFW! NSFW! DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOUR EMPLOYER IS OKAY WITH NAKED BOOBS! MINE IS! I LOVE MY JOB! Oh, and in case your first thought was "ew," don't worry. According to G-Spirts, they "conform to [the public health department's] requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay …
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Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. Of course, this is the time to see if the candidates are able to coherently explain their platforms and their plans to help Americans …
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