We read the headline from USWeekly, that after her recent fling with Odell Beckham, Kim Kardashian is “low-key dating someone new.” While her choices of suitors are probably endless, we thought CHatGPT might have some ideas who she’s dating – so we asked. Here’s what Chatbot had to say:

While Kim Kardashian’s dating life is often the subject of real speculation, let’s have some fun with imaginary scenarios! Here are five humorous possibilities of who she could be dating:

A.I. Chatbot ?
Because who needs drama when your partner is endlessly supportive, can answer any question, and never forgets a birthday?

A Superhero ????
Imagine Kim with someone like The Hulk. Paparazzi photos of her trying to fit his giant green hands into designer gloves would be iconic.

A Crypto Bro ?
He only talks in buzzwords like “blockchain” and “NFTs.” Their anniversary gift? A receipt for a virtual yacht she can’t actually use.

A Mime ?
Perfect for those days when she just wants someone to listen and not say a word.

A Time Traveler ?
He’s from the future and insists that in 2050, cargo pants are high fashion. She has no choice but to agree.

Yeah — you got me with that last one!