Every time a kicker steps on the field of an NFL game, I'm shocked at how scrawny they look compare…
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
Fall is upon us. I woke up this morning to rain. RAIN! In San Diego! Sure, it only lasted an hour b…
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Iowa Cops are the Worst
If you walked by a building with a sign calling itself "the naughtiest show in Des Moines," what …
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Chris Brown Gay Sex Scandal
I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic wo…
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Marion Barber's Failed Backflip Attempt
I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly li…
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Women Think About Food More Than Sex
Macaroni and cheese. Delicious. Wait!! Calories!! Fat!! Diet... oh... and I guess sex. According t…
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Tupac Sex Tape Surfaces
It seems as though Tupac may have been even more of a pimp than we thought. According to TMZ, a se…
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92% of Top Billboard Songs Are About Sex
They say "sex sells" and music is no exception! According to the Atlantic Wire, 92% of the top Bill…
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WTF News Story of the Day
Whoa! Weird, right?! Let's do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this stor…
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Cow Nipple Evening Gown
Sure, why not. Hey, I'm all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally wi…
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