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Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
Sorry for the absence yesterday, readers! A Monday can only be made MORE Monday-ful with a day in the hospital, amirite? Oh well, nothing 16 to 20 hours of sleeping can’t solve (except AIDS, I guess). Let’s start today with something pleasant, shall we? Perhaps with some NCAA basketball awesomeness? I haven’t been paying much […]
We’ve been real bad at keeping up on our weekly recap posts, and we admit – there’s no excuse. Fridays come and we’re cramming in the last few tasks we blew off all week and suddenly it’s 5 o’clock and turning off the laptop is the only thing on our minds. NOT THIS WEEK, THOUGH! […]
Some people have nicknames for their genitals. I personally think it’s strange and makes me feel like your junk is a different entity that lives in your pants. And that creeps me out. However, I gotta give credit to Rosario Dawson for her, um, rather CREATIVE name for her nether regions: THE GENERAL. In an […]
Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine – with one […]
We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can’t stand him, but on the other hand, um… no I guess it’s not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the year of positivity and non-judgement, we’ve tried to steer away from stories about one of the most […]
SHOCKER, EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY. PUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE OR TEA OR HOT VODKA BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES. According to a new study, schools that only offer abstinence-only sex education are reporting higher STD rates than their counterparts that teach comprehensive sex ed – including safe sex lessons. […]
I got into a heated debate a few days ago with a friend who said, “you could always tell Emma Watson was going to be hot.” I disagreed, A) because I try not to sexualize 9 year olds, and also B) because Emma’s British and look how her co-stars turned out. Needless to say, I […]
I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment on.
In the big scary world of Hollywood, it’s tough to really break into the “A-list.” Some actors and models get lucky with their big break and then it’s smooth sailing forever (see: Meryl Streep), and others take years and years to get noticed and then have one or two roles before everyone is bored with […]