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PRANCERCISE!

It's Thursday, May 30, and there is only one more day of Sexy Summer Slim Down Month. We are feeling great! Ready to take on the summer, flaunt that six pack, and wrangle in some sexy new booty calls for the coming warm months. How about you? Today, though, we're tired. Sore. A little lazy. …
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Happy FRIDAY!

Friday is here, which means we at OBC are gearing up for a weekend of sitting alone in our pajamas and careening through 8 tubes of Pringles while watching Sopranos reruns hitting the clubs with our friends, eating gourmet (but healthy) meals, and meeting up with our favorite booty calls for nightly passion. After spotting …
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1 800 Flowers

Yesterday was Mother's Day. Did you remember? Did you call your mother, or send her a card? Or did you wake up hungover and then realize at 11 that you totally forgot to do both of those things so you scrambled to call her and promise her that "a really nice gift is in the …
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HAPPY FRIDAY!

HEY-OOOOOH, look at this Friday morning genius! Talk about exemplifying the TGIF attitude with a tough of May slimdown, huh? Look at those moves! Scope out that style! Check out that rhythm! Let's do this day! (Oh, and no, he doesn't fall. I was hoping for that too.)
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GOOD MORNING!

Heyyy, buddy. Wake up, sleepy head. It's early, I know, but it's time to start the day! Here, have some coff- Oh, oh I see. You've got a case of the morning woods. That's a little embarrassing, but don't worry! I have something that will take care of that no problem. What's that? Oh, haha. …
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Happy Hump Day

It's Wednesday! We're (almost) halfway there! Although when you think about it, halfway isn't really all that great. It's like, think back to everything you've done since Monday morning, and now think about doing it all over again, with an additional 12 hours of stuff. Unless you're a rich celebrity whose most stressful assignment was …
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Guy Animates His Wife's Lame Drunk Joke

HAAAAPPPPPYYY MONDAY AFTER CINCO DE MAYO, EVERYONE! How's your head? How's your tummy? How do you feel when I say the words "chopped liver and onions"? So strange that within we'd find two videos in a week in which men are amicably teasing the women in their lives, but you know what they say, "when …
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Hilarious Mom Retells the Matrix

Here are two facts about me that you neither a) knew, nor b) cared to know. (What a great start for a Friday, huh?!) A) I have never seen the Matrix. I know as a twenty-something American, I should know this movie by heart, but a sheltered childhood plus a lack of friends means I …
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Best Transmission Repair Commercial Ever

I don't know a lot about cars. Hell, I basically know NOTHING. What's a carburator? What's a spark plug? WHAT IS A RADIATOR? WHO KNOWS?! I do know how to drive a car with a manual transmission, thanks to a high school day-long adventure full of near death traffic accidents and lots of crying. And …
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Happy Friday!

Good morning, everyone! It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY! It came so quickly this week, didn't it? Just kidding - it took forever to get here and is going to take forever to end. So we shan't waste this great day - let's start this morning off with a hilarious video out of Puerto Rico (by the …
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