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Drunk Uncle's Tips for the Holidays

The holidays are approaching, and as we all know, they can be a bit stressful. Of course, we love our families as they've been there for us in good times and bad, but something about the close quarters, red wine, and gift-giving just makes you want to dig into some old family secrets. Luckily, SNL's …
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Is it Racist? Pat Robertson Calls Mac ‘n Cheese a “Black Thing”

Ah yes, it's time for another episode of "Is it Racist?" Like many of our other episodes, it features a person older than civilization, however we may not make exceptions for old people, especially when they work in television. This week, we have Pat Robertson, notoriously off-his-rocker Christian TV show host, who has in the …
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My Hair Is Layed Like a White Woman

Just like the generations before us, we of the internet age have many hard-hitting questions that gnaw at us on a daily basis. Most importantly, of course, is "IS THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO SERIOUS OR IS IT A JOKE?" Starting with the Britney fanatic Chris Crocker to the best singer in the world, and now to …
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Flour Disaster Is How I feel Today

I'm sick, everyone. Not sick like, "oh man 400 vodka sodas will do that to a lady" sick, but like "oh right, your immune system can only handle so much" sick. This video is a fairly decent representation of how my body feels today. Messy, destroyed, unsalvagable, etc. etc. etc. I'll be back to give …
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The Best Reporter Sign Off Ever

Today has been a DAY, you guys. How about you? Feeling okay? Or is your brain as unfathomably exhausted as mine? It's not even the exact end of the day quite yet and I already feel like I've been in a spelling bee, an episode of Jeopardy, an Ironman race, and a dogfight (the plane …
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Greatest Local News Segment Ever?

You guys, I'm a little concerned about Pat Collins. I feel like he might be held hostage. Or dying of Alzheimers. Because WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? I understand that it's daily local news, and there's really not a whole lot to work with everyday. Sometimes I struggle with finding interesting enough material to share on the …
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Kim Kardashian Divorce Special

Legacy embedded media Talk about a cure for the Mondays! This makes me sad that I didn't stay home to watch SNL this weekend instead of having a stellar time change party (just kidding not really). I have to say, although SNL has been getting flak for not living up to its 1970s hey-days, these …
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Pet Nutz

Growing up in a fairly large, mostly liberal metropolitan area, as a kid I often wondered what it'd be like to be from a different city. Perhaps somewhere overseas, of the middle of the country, or a snowy mountaintop. The one place I never imagined myself from was the South, because the accents scared me …
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