Funny Videos
I should rephrase that. Beyonce forces one of her biggest fans who is clearly DEATHLY HORRIFICALLY TERRIFIED of talking public LET ALONE SINGING to try and hit a note that LITERALLY ONLY BEYONCE can hit, despite knowing that it would be filmed and ridiculed on YouTube for the rest of her days on this godawful …
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Dumb Guy of the Week
Yesterday evening, I was on a run in my neighborhood, blasting Kanye in my headphones and probably singing it out loud, who knows really, when I realized that people were staring at me kind of weird from the sidewalks. Handsome men with dogs smiled and then recoiled, women with babies furrowed their brows and pushed …
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The Tug Toner
I am convinced that the marketers behind many of our favorite "As Seen on TV" products are much more self-aware than we think they are. The ad teams creating the commercials for Snuggie, the Sham Wow, and the Shake Weight probably aren't oblivious, naive squares that believe they're selling an incredible product... They're probably genius …
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Worst Song of All Time
Did you think this was going to be a Courtney Stodden video? Or maybe Ke$ha? Or I don't know, one of those Rebecca Black type things? Nope. This is a new brand of awful - by a boy band called Heart 2 Heart. I initially held back on judgement because Heart 2 Heart is a …
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Family Gets Lost in a Corn Maze
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. A family of four in Danvers, Massachusetts apparently do NOT have the best sense of direction, as they actually got lost, like, for reals lost, in a corn maze at a place called Connors Farm. And of course, because an embarrassing news story …
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Judy Jetson Was Our Kind of Chick
Sure, we might not have flying cars and robot maids and weird, airborne bubble homes, but we do have ladies like Judy Jetson these days, so maybe we really HAVE reached the future! Also, "my cousin"? Since when did Judy Jetson live in Space-Alabama?
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Which is More Awesome?
I've always found it strange that we Americans think it is so funny to watch other people suffer. Not like, real suffering, of course, but when a person is having a hard time at something that they should be fine at, it's the funniest thing in the world to us (well, that and someone getting …
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NSFW – Best Cancer Awareness Video Ever
I don't know what to write here that will add to the sheer incredible quality of this video without utterly ruining it for you, so... just, um... enjoy.
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The Best Taxidermy Commercial Ever
I don't really like it when awkward people and things become self-aware. It's like a robot-uprising is about to happen. One minute you're all laughing at some awkward person behind their back and being entertained by their awkward-person-antics, and then next thing you know they're making INTENTIONALLY awkward things and you don't know whether to …
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Which Fan is More Awesome: Ron Paul vs The Dallas Cowboys
Some days it's tough to find enough content that's funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange. Other days, I …
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