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Banana Mascot Gets SCHOOLED

At the San Diego Padres stadium, there is a crew of men that come out during the seventh inning stretch and rake the sand in the field (this may be a common occurrence in baseball but I wouldn't know because ick, baseball). One of these men decided a few years back that it would be …
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Logan Morrison Attacked By Praying Mantis

I don't follow baseball, mostly because my attention span is barely long enough to watch action-packed football let ALONE 20 dudes lollygagging from base to base sometimes even without hitting a ball for 3 hours. However, this little video is funny and cute and endearing because it shows that some baseball players are just young …
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World Record Blob Jump

I'm not saying that I'm in a bad mood or anything, I'm just saying that I was up until 1:30 am serving food and drinks to overweight, coddled teenagers who for some reason were even ALLOWED to stay up until 1:30 am probably because their parents were like "Jesus Christ maybe this will get you …
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The History of Rap - Part Two

As a 20-something female, I am preternaturally inclined to adore Justin Timberlake and all that he does. From his roots as a Mousketeer and then a boy-bander to the infallible media mogul he is now, I have followed his path of hotness and have loved every minute of it. So when he paired up with …
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Robbers Chased Out By Chihuahua

Alright, so maybe Paco the chihuahua didn't exactly save the day, but you've got to admit the little dude has some cajones, and that those two robbers come out of this looking like HUGE p*ssies. The unnecessary use of a shotgun, the stumbling, confused entrance, the terrified scramble when the 5-pound ankle-biter yaps at them, …
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Drunk Trampoline Accident

It's Friday, guys! Which means it's party time (unless you're me, in which case it's "dig out your Hermione costume and drive to the movie theater alone" time, but nevermind that), so strap down for the next few hours and then you are FREE, FRIEND! Free to crack open a beer or sit with your …
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Best Bike Crash of The Summer

There are a lot of YouTube comments on this video with typical misogynistic jokes like "that's why there aren't bikes in the kitchen" and "right to the baby-maker," and whatnot, But you know what, you gotta give this chick credit. She was probably just trying to show that girls can be just as daring as …
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Poolside Faceplant

I would just like to take this time to give a summertime PSA to my fellow females (and certain males, I suppose), to remind them of the inherent danger in getting drunk and parading around in your bathing suit. I, as well as the next person, know the joys of enjoying the hot sun and …
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Fireworks Fail

Are fireworks legal in your state? They aren't legal in California. So obviously, I definitely didn't illegally obtain hundreds of dollars worth of weapons-grade explosives last weekend, and I definitely didn't sneak into a park last night to light them off, because that is illegal, you know? So I definitely didn't do that. Especially because …
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This Male Cheerleader Has GOT IT

Oh man. You'd think that Friday morning would be one of those carefree, easy-peasy moments where you hear music with every step and say "hoo-wee, TGIF, eh?" to people in the elevator even when you normally don't even make eye-contact with people in the elevator. Sometimes though, like say, this Friday in particular, the moments …
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