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June Fail Compilation

Oh June. You brought us laughs, you brought us tears, you brought us a woman who shot breast milk from her teet at a police officer. Above all, you brought us summer, which we could not possibly be more excited for. As we say goodbye to June and move into July this weekend, we take …
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Friends With Benefits and No Strings Attached Mash Up

I remember when we first heard that there were two different movies coming out this year about "friends with benefits" relationships, both starring hot guys (Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake) and hot girls (Black Swan stars Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis) doing what we've always believed in - hooking up and having fun without all …
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Awful Person of the Week

As an 18 year old aspiring "writer," I once imagined myself living in the fast lane of New York City, living in a high rise and commuting on subways and seeing Broadway shows and wearing scarves and pizza and whatever else stereotypical New Yorkers do. Anyway, since then, I have found myself staying in my …
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Drunk Guy Escapes From Bathroom Stall

What's that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to "escape" from a bathroom stall that locks from the inside? Well, let me tell you a little story, my son. When a man loves beer, and beer loves that man, and they are in love and they decide that they want …
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Graduation Celebration Gone Wrong

This morning my little brother graduated from high school. It was weird. Even as he walked across the stage and accepted his diploma, I was like "nope. Not happening. He is still wearing diapers and dancing to some weird Teletubbies song." Needless to say, his graduation was one long boring uneventful morning, and nothing nearly …
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Bill Maher and Jane Lynch Reenact Weiner Messages

As you know, we at BCU love to go through the search terms that people use to find the blog. They range from the silly to the strange to the downright bizarre and disgusting. However, the last week has been boring boring boring because the only thing people are searching for these days is that …
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What’s Your Favorite Body Part?

Somehow this entire video is more acceptable because it's a bunch of Aussies talking about it. I imagine that if these interviews took place in the middle of, oh I don't know, FLORIDA, a guy who said "ankles and feet...yeeeeah" would be arrested on the spot because he's obviously a rapist and murderer.
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Hipster Bicycle Wheelie Fail

Has the hipster phenomenon reached YOUR neighborhood yet? You'll notice one in the wild because they'll have black rimmed glasses, large headphones around their neck, a scarf in the middle of summer, and will be riding a fixed gear bike (with one pant leg rolled up, of course). They'll probably also be spouting some crap …
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Fat Train Video: Yea or Nay?

You know how sometimes something horrible happens, but for some reason your first response to it is just to giggle? Something in your brain gets tweaked and all of a sudden you're having a laughing fit about a dead family member? I think it has to do with our minds wanting to shield us from …
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