Strippers Vs. Church Goers: The Saga Continues
These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK CHECK.
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BasilMarceaux.com
Step aside, Barack Obama. Basil Marceaux is the true master of spoken eloquence.
Flasher Makes Kids’ Day
Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you’ll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.
Awesome Lake Stunt
That. Is. Awesome.
Ice Cream Truck Shows No Mercy
I mean, to be fair, imagine if your job consisted of driving around in a a 1920s box truck with pungent gas fumes poisoning your blood stream while constantly listening to a high-pitched broken radio playing carousel music over and over and over and your “clients” were small, grubby children who handed you handfuls of […]
Oregon Trail: The Movie
There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I’ll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills… it was AWESOME. However, I […]
Swedish Police Are Awesome
There are many awesome things about Sweden. I could probably have had entire post based on the awesomeness: meatballs, Ikea, globalized health care, hot chicks basically everywhere, and now, this can’t-look-away video of a cop being… well… very un-cop-like. While on our side of the Atlantic there are Roided-out dudes with little-man complexes, punching chicks […]
Best Rainy Day Dance-Off EVER
I don’t know about you, but I thought I’d seen every corner-of-90th-and-MacArthur-Blvd-rainy-day dance off that there was to see. I mean, it’s like every day with these things. Let’s move ON already! And then, this morning, a beacon of light just showed up at my doorstep and reminded me of the miracle of corner-of-90th-and-MacArthur-Blvd-rainy-day dance […]
Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women
Being that it’s been a grueling, sunless San Diego July, I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that summer is not what it used to be. It used to be beach days and pool parties and cocktails and tan lines and now it’s just sitting inside, staring out at the clouds, wondering when night […]
The Best Part Of Comic Con So Far
It’s only been a day of Comic Con madness, but already we’re pretty sure we’ve figured out the most exciting part of the convention thus far: the big reveal of the the trailer for “TRON: Legacy,” and boy are we excited. Jeff Bridges all Benjamin Buttoned out, that girl who always does the lesbian scenes, […]