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Videos
Star Trek Tok
If you’re like me, the first time you heard Kesha’s hit single “Tik Tok,” you thought, sure, this is kinda catchy, but it would be a million times better if it was set to a mash up of old school William Shatner era Star Trek clips, you know? No? You didn’t think that? Well shut […]
DC Metro Dancer Tears It Up
People today just don’t appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle aisle on a public metro and they think, “WTF,” instead of “Sweet mother of our Lord, we have been […]
Violinist Plays Whole Super Mario Theme
Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well… yep. Guess so.
The BP Coffee Spill
I don’t know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don’t quote me on this, but I’m under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don’t quote me […]
Jamiroquai for Cup Noodle
There’re really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the “Prepare for Disaster” spot in our cupboards AND c) […]
Vince Young Goes Nuts At a Strip Club
Happy Monday, readers! Just thought I’d swing by and greet you this lovely 70 degree morning with a fun story from American football before we dive headfirst into the loud, confusing mess that is the World Cup. So GUESS WHAT. Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young is currently under investigation by the NFL for assault; as […]
Woody Harrelson Has a World Cup Moment
I’ve always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue… it just… iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance […]
Was Obama in a Music Video?
If you had told me in 1993 that I’d be watching the video for Tag Team’s single “Whoomp (There it is)” in the year 2010 at my desk at work I’d have told you, “hey man, that video is totally all that and a bag of chips, but you buggin, yo,” or something like that. […]
Awesome Assist, Dude!
Uh oh, two WC2K10 posts in one day! What’s gotten into us?! I’ll tell you what — World Cup Fever, Soccer Sickness, the Football Flu. We just can not wait any longer for moments like these, that make us wonder how America still hasn’t caught onto the awesomeness of this sport.* *Note: Posts in this […]