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Justin Bieber Tries to Emulate Tupac, Fails Miserably

I grew up in a time where the word "wigger" was thrown around non-stop as an insult to white guys who dressed "like they were black." Somehow, it seemed, people didn't mind using that word despite its flagrant racism in every sense of the word. It seems that the use of the word has died …
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Coco Wishes You A Great Weekend

We all have friends that upload photos of their legs to Facebook and Instagram, usually at the pool or beach, definitely in a bathing suit, and always very tanned. However, not all of us have friends that are Coco Austin, Ice-T's very voluptuous lady friend who is notorious for her skimpy outfits and mind-blowing booty. …
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Kris Humphries Got His Booty Call Pregnant

PARTY FOUL! According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian's ex Kris Humphries may have forgotten to glove his junk and thusly impregnated his rebound girl, Myla Sinanaj. Often referred to as "not the sharpest tool in the shed," this bit of news cements the fact that Humph's really really dumb. 1) He married Kim Kardashian and didn't …
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Jay Z Gives Kanye a Taste of His Own Medicine

Good morning, everyone! We're getting a late start this morning due to a little WordPress shenanigans, but here we are with Jay-Z, being amazing and awesome as always and giving Kanye a little bit of his own medicine. And it was glorious.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???? According to People Magazine, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing after 5 years of marriage. Her attorney announced the split, saying "this is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family. "Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest." Normally, celebrity divorces don't really affect …
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Hump Day Hottie: Blake Lively

I've got to admit I've been on the Blake Lively crush-train recently, ever since I saw the scandalous trailer for the upcoming Oliver Stone movie, Savages. The idea of Miss Lively as the meat in a two-hot-dude-sandwich is pretty titillating, so when TheDailyMail shared some photos from the recent press trail for the film, I …
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Is The Bachelorette Hooking Up With The Host?

Now THIS is juicy stuff. According to RadarOnline, most recent Bachelorette (I believe she is the 482nd one), Emily Maynard, may be secretly giving her rose to recently single host Chris Harrison. You know, the one that divorced his wife of 18 years? The gossip site claims that many on-set sources say the two have …
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Paris Hilton is a DJ Now

Someday in the future, when you're sitting in your podchair (like a wheelchair, but it floats and collects your feces), your grandchildren will nuzzle close and ask you, "grandpop, tell me a story from when you were young" And you sill scratch your dry old man skin, and close your eyes, and begin the story …
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50 Cent in the Hospital After Car Accident

50 Cent sure has seen a bit of bad luck over the years, huh? First he's shot nine times in 2000, then his movie tanks at the box office, and now his SUV has been hit by a Mack truck in NYC, leaving him in a Queens hospital with injuries to his neck and back. …
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Kris Humphries Claims Kim's Sex Tape Was Her Mom's Idea

Prepare yourself for a bit of gross, creepy, and obnoxious news: according to PerezHilton, Kris Humphries is claiming that Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J was her mother, Kris' idea, and that she even required two takes, because the first "wasn't pretty enough." This news comes as reports fly that Kris' new …
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