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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split

Now here's a REAL bummer... despite never marrying throughout their 14 year relationship, reports say that Johnny Depp, star of dozens of hit movies including the recent The Rum Diary, will pay out a whopping $156 million to his soon-to-be-ex, French actress Vanessa Paradis, in order to "keep the split amicable." According to the Mail …
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Hump Day Hottie: Carrie Underwood

I haven't watched American Idol since the Kelly Clarkson days (yeah, the very first season), but even I remember when Miss Carrie Underwood was transformed from Oklahoma girl-next-door to an absolute BOMBSHELL country singer who has done way more for herself than 90% of the "winners" they pump out of that Seacrest-circle-jerk of a show. …
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What Happened to Lil Kim's Face?

Possible reasons that a face that used to look like this has transformed into that: 1. She's fulfilling her dream of becoming a panther. 2. In solidarity with Macauley Culkin's character in My Girl, she got stung by 1,000 bees. 3. Trying out a new beauty routine, she's been hanging upside down for the past …
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Drake Beat Up Chris Brown. HAPPY THURSDAY!

I just returned from a lovely two-day vacation to Chicago, so sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. I was busy having cocktails at the top of Trump tower and eating hotdogs at Wrigley Field and sunbathing on Lake Michigan and pretty much planning my move to Chicago. Seriously, that city is …
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Jenny McCarthy Will Be Hairy in Playboy

You'll remember recently when we shared that Queen of the 90s Jenny McCarthy would be baring it for Playboy on her 40th birthday. However, a new quote from the actress/model totally lessens the appeal. When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation. “What’s everything?” she said with a …
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Lindsay Lohan Crashed a PORSCHE

You know, I really don't have it out for Lindsay Lohan. I feel bad for her lack of childhood, decent parenting, and any semblance of privacy. However, I don't feel bad for the fact that she is apparently incapable of learning from her mistakes. And although she claims this most recent disaster was "not her …
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Kris Humphries Has a New Booty Call

img via eurweb Poor Kris Humphries. He just can't catch a break! First he gets dumped after only 72 days of marriage by She Who Sold Her Soul For Fame Kim Kardashian, and now his most recent fling (who, sweet Jesus, looks a hell of a lot like Kim), is going to the press and …
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Hump Day Hottie: Miss USA Winner Olivia Culpo

I've never really understood the reasoning behind beauty pageants. Yes, the women are beautiful, and they're good at walking and waving and wearing a bathing suit at the same time, and every once in a while you get a gem like Miss Teen South Carolina who is such an idiot you can FEEL yourself losing …
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Miley Cyrus is Engaged

Oh Miley. Always doin' thangs that make the public scratch thur head cuz they just don't ding dong get it. Like the time you smoked salvia and the video was uploaded to the internets. Or the time you ate a penis cake at your birthday party. Or the multiple times your side boob has made …
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Hump Day Hottie: Christina Milian

If you're anything like me, you might feel like you recognize Christina Milian from somewhere, but can't put your finger on it. Was she a contestant on a reality dance show? A girlfriend on Entourage? A Nickelodeon child star? Turns out, it's none of the above. A little Wikipedia search shows that she's actually a …
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