Celebrities
I know I usually save the Hump Day Hottie posts for later in the afternoon, when you need a little "boost," if you know what I mean, but when I saw this post over at Buzzfeed, I realized that if you got a little injection of our Hump Day Hottie first thing in the morning, …
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Did Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Have an Affair?
With their massive houses, awesome cars, and sexy partners, it's often easy to wish you were a celebrity. However, it's not all fun and games, because many celebrities are unable to cope with the fame and bury themselves in alcohol and drugs, spiraling out of control until they either end up in jail, or, in …
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Hump Day Hottie: Beyonce
This week, I was going to give the prestigious Hump Day Hottie award to a Miss Rosie Huntington-Whitley, for her stellar non-mom-jeans performance at Coachella this past weekend. Unlike 90% of her celeb counterparts, Rosie sported sexy duds, including flashing some bra, and we approve. BOY do we approve. However, we couldn't say no to …
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Chris Brown is Selling Puppies
What day is it? It's the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn't accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? IT MUST BE, RIGHT, because there is no way that this headline isn't …
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Hot or Not: Nicki Minaj's Space Suit
In the past, I have made some rather "unsavory" comments about hip hop's leading lady, Nicki Minaj. From my disparaging comments about her red carpet fashion picks and jewelry choices, to my remarks about her molesting members to the NBA, I realize that I might have been a BIT judgmental. So today, I've decided to …
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Rihanna Kicks Off the Weekend With The Ultimate 420 Tweet
As you may recall from earlier in the week, Barbados' bad girl Rihanna uploaded some controversial photos to her Instagram account showing her rolling joints and smoking massive blunts with Snoop Dogg himself (yes, the guy behind this book made of rolling papers). Looking back, it seems Rihanna was the perfect tour guide to lead …
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Your Annual Terrifying Mel Gibson Rant
img via TheWrap 2012 has been a great year. I've run 200 miles, gone on a couple vacations, tried a poached egg for the first time (NOPE), and seen the reincarnation of Tupac on stage. However, despite it being 4 months in, I've still been feeling as though the year hadn't been properly kicked off. …
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Rihanna is a Huge Stoner DUH
In this day and age, it's pretty hilarious that people are still SHOCKED and APPALLED anytime a celebrity or politician admits to smoking pot. For one, it comes out of the ground as a plant just like oregano. For two, it's in the process of being legalized in several states. And for three, OH MY …
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Hump Day Hottie: Maria Menounos
I've never gotten into the show Dancing With the Stars. The concept just doesn't appeal to me. I say that a lot, don't I? "What DOES appeal to you then, Negative Nancy?" you might think... let me tell you: food shows, travel shows, and shows where they find cat skeletons under 6 years worth of …
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Gerard Butler Got a Porta-Potty Booty Call
After about 18 hours of sleep, I have finally recovered enough from the weekend's festivities to share some news, re-caps, reviews, and the occasional unrelated video because my brain is still a little scrambled-egg-like. First off - GERARD BUTLER DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM IN A PORTA-POTTY AT COACHELLA. According to The Superficial, the …
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