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I am not a big fan of most of what's on television these days (see also: GET OFF MY LAWN, YOUR MUSIC IS TOO LOUD), but one of my favorite shows is still the NBC hit 30 Rock, written and produced by ex-SNL writer and star Tina Fey. The hilarious sitcom is full of borderline-psychotic …
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A Teen Mom Got Married Again
I feel as though the creators of such shows as "16 and Pregnant" and "Teen Mom" should be tortured in some way that would lead to them sobbing their apologies to the world for what they've done. Unfortunately, my most evil form of torture (watching episodes of Teen Mom on repeat for 72 hours) is …
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Snoop Dogg's New Book Will Get You High
About this time next week, yours truly will be pulling into the campground at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. For three nights, I (as well as my 20 person posse [yeah, I'm popular, so what]) will party, watch music, and eat disgusting amounts of fried food. All in all, it will be a weekend to …
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Was Kim Kardashian Cheating on Kris Humphries With Kanye?
Ohhhhhh great, the Kim Kardashian publicity machine is at it again, and this time with the help of the media-magnet Kanye West. Just a day after reports swirled that Kanye and Kim may have hooked up earlier this week, it appears that Kanye is admitting that he may have been a catalyst in the break …
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Did Kim Kardashian and Kanye Hook Up Last Night?
That shouldn't be a question that any of us have to ask ourselves ever, because who cares, but hey - let's do it anyway. According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye saw a movie together last night, and then headed back to Kanye's apartment. Then, like any sorority girl or hungover woman in stilettos knows, she …
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Hump Day Hotties: Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel
What's that, you ask? Do you get a DOUBLE WHAMMY of supermodel sexy in this week's Hump Day Hotties post? Why yes, my friend. Yes you do. This week we have two women whose job it is to wear lingerie. So as you might have guessed, they are about as perfect as human beings could …
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Hump Day Hottie: Brooklyn Decker
It's tough job, combing through pages and pages of beautiful women on magazine covers, trying to find the hottest of the week. It's really hard. It's like, come on... how many awesome cleavage shots can one person look at in a day (Answer: one million)? However, I live to toil, and by toil I mean …
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January Jones Eats Her Own Placenta
January Jones is known for many things. Playing the easy-to-hate Betty Draper on the AMC hit Mad Men, crashing her car in a hit and run, having children with secret fathers who may or may not be married, being hated by the child cast of her show are just a few that come to mind. …
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Kim Kardashian Got Flour Bombed
I've never really understood this whole "flour bombing" deal. I mean, I guess it's embarrassing but harmless and flour probably takes a long time to wash out of your hair and skin, but if you were going to ruin someone's night on the red carpet, why wouldn't you vinegar-bomb them? Or peanut butter smoothie them? …
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Is Rihanna Ashton Kutcher's Booty Call?
According to TMZ, the answer to that question is YES. A pap reportedly snapped Rihanna visiting Ashton Kutcher's house for a short 3 hours Wednesday morning, from 1 to 4 am, aka PRIME BOOTY CALL HOURS. Furthermore, MediaTakeout claims that Rihanna had been partying at Colony nightclub earlier in the night: Rih was having a …
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