Celebrities

It was only a matter of time before my favorite Colombian-born Modern Family star made an appearance on our weekly Hump Day Hotties List. I mean, for crying out loud, the woman is almost 40, hilarious, and let's face it - TOTALLY BANGIN'. That's right, it's Sofia Vergara, or Gloria of Modern Family, and she's …

In a perfect world, I would hear this story about Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina getting married to her long-time friend and think, how nice. That's wonderful. After such a heartbreaking loss like that of one's mother, it is nice to know that she will at least be able to have some sort of close …

... is a very sad, emasculated man with fake boobs (and probably a fake butt, right?) and braids in herhis hair. While I'm not sure what music video this is for, BOY OH BOY I can not wait to see it and play "Guess Whose The Dude," the drinking game. I don't know who to …

I'm not normally one for jealousy, but at this very moment it PAINS me to name this week's Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel. While gorgeous and talented (and having one of the best asses in Hollywood), I have the inclination to despise this woman because she stole my future husband, singer/actor/designer/dancer/comedian/omnimpotent God Justin Timberlake. Sure, …

Looks like it's not only men that aren't built for marriage - according to Radar Online, a woman with whom 300 star Gerard Butler had an affair last year has gotten divorced, but this isn't the first time. Radar claims that the woman's first marriage ended with a celebrity affair as well - to rocker …

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and maybe I should get a CAT scan because I'm pretty sure there is some irreversible brain damage going on." I believe that's how the old adage goes, right? It is surely true for actor Dennis Quaid, whose third …

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sock my neighbor in the face and see if that's the key to replacing my 95 Ford Escort with somethin' a little classier. WISH ME LUCK!

I never thought it would make sense to say this again, but I have been struck with HULK-A-MANIA! According to TMZ, Hulk Hogan banged so many women after his divorce from ex-wife Linda that he doesn't even remember the name of the woman in a sex tape that recently surfaced of the WWE star. Hulk …

Ohhh RiRi, what are you DOING?!??!!? According to RadarOnline, pop superstar Rihanna is currently in the middle of an online feud with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown's new girlfriend, model Karreuche Chan. "What?!" you might ask? "Why would Rihanna have any sort of relationship with anything even remotely connected to Chris Brown (the man who beat …