Dating & Sex
I would like to think that the writers at Cosmopolitan went to college for writing, or journalism, or English, or The Art of Coming of With Names For Vaginas, or something. With that assumption comes the second assumption that said writers also went to high school, and therefore took at least a couple science classes, …
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Brian McKnight Wrote a Song About Anal
Legacy embedded media I'm not sure if this song is #SOTS material, but I will say 90s slow-jammer Brian McKnight's new song for the porn site YouPorn is... um, interesting. Please let me know if you find an uncensored version.
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Another Amazing Durex Ad
I know that Trojan condoms are the supposedly the highest selling in the world, likely because their name is symbolic and they've been well-tested for decades. However, if condom sales were based only on commercial wittiness, Durex would take the cake every time. In the past we've talked about how much we loved their ads, …
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Silly Sex Tip of the Day
First impressions are important. The first time you meet a sexy single could affect whether you'd want to make them a future booty call. The first time you meet a co-worker you'll probably know if you'll love or hate your job. And the first time you read a Cosmo sex tip, just the wording itself …
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Women Would Give Up Sex in Exchange for Weight Loss
Right around this time each year, women around the world begin crash diets in order to get in shape for the coming summer. From low-carb diets to vegetarian and raw cleanses, it's expected and almost encouraged for women to do whatever it takes to be bikini-ready by June. And, just as expected as the crash-dieting, …
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Silly Sex Tip of the Day
The internet has made me aware of many things. Like how to fix a vacuum when you've lost suction. And how La Malinche undoubtedly altered the course of history when she was brought on as a translator for Hernan Cortes. Also that certain people are turned on by the idea of dressing, acting, and being …
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Horny Housewives Have Been Around for Centuries
One of the most prevalent themes in porn these days is the idea of the "neglected housewife," who hasn't seen or been attended to by her husband in ages. She's lonely, sad, and most of all, horny enough that a random untested and potentially homicidal plumber at the door is enough to rile up her …
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Sex Lies and Rinsing Guys
It may not make any sense to those of us in the US of A, but according to the DailyMail, a new documentary in the UK is making waves for revealing a rather dastardly trend - women who use their good looks, some crafty lies, and the web to seduce men into buying them gifts. …
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The Most Passive-Aggressive Break Up Text Ever
We've all been there: heartbroken, disappointed, self-conscious and a little depressed. Even if it was just a couple dates, rejection hurts. And in a world where the rejection can happen in the form of a ten-word text, it's even tougher to move on. However, we must adjust to a progressing world, by accepting break ups …
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Silly Sex Tip of the Day
I remember as a young, naive teen, picking up issues of Cosmopolitan magazine and thinking how confusing sex seemed, from all the ridiculous sex tips they dished out. From what to wear to what to say and how to lay down (or stand up), it seemed like sex was a highly specific recipe that, if …
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