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Skiing in Bikinis: How The Bachelor Finds Love, Apparently

A couple days ago, a friend of mine remarked that I resembled one of the contestants on the reality show The Bachelor, to which I responded, "THE BACHELOR IS STILL ON?" I had no idea that a show that requires fame-hungry women to make asses of themselves for a chance at a sham marriage with …
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Top 5 Reasons Not to Get Married of 2011

Considering the fact that 2011 has been The Year of the Booty Call, it's not much of a surprise that it's also the year of realizing-that-marriage-is-crazy. It seems like each of the 52 weeks provided some new story or study that showed that we as a public are finally coming to see that getting married …
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Top 5 Booty Call News Stories of the Year

2011 was the year of the booty call. It seemed like every psychological magazine and collegiate establishment was trying to figure why young people like casual relationships so much! It probably has much to do with the fact that casual relationships are slowing becoming more acceptable and less looked down upon by society. It probably …
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Married Couples Are Nearly the Minority

The race towards the 2012 presidential election is in full swing, with candidates doing their best to avoid the issues and viciously attack each other instead. It's cool, we're America. It's how we do things. Over here at the OBC offices, we feel like we're in a perpetual race against the pro-marriage types, and it …
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Pornchestra [SUPER NSFW]

I've been debating with myself for the past twelve hours since I saw this video floating around the interwebz about whether or not I should share it on BCU. It's a bit more gratuitous with the nudity [re: full on penetration of various types], and I try to keep things at least SEMI-work safe for …
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The Biggest Penises in the EU

Romantic to the point of creepy, baguettes, cigarettes and an inattention to hygiene: these are all the things we tend to think of when someone mentions French dudes. But it may be time to reverse that stereotype, because it turns out they're also rockin' some of the biggest packages in the whole European Union! According …
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Christian Phrases for Anal Sex

From the guys who brought you "Christian Phrases for Penis" comes another hilarious Christwire.org parody video that lists the various ways to talk about that "vile, filthy, sinful" act of anal sex. Take it away, Bryan! (Oh, and if you didn't already assume so, this is probably NSFW.)
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Canadian Study Analyzes Casual Relationships

The University of Ottawa recently performed a study of 23 undergraduates (seems like a small sample, eh? Canadian joke!) to see what they thought about the various types of casual relationships that are gaining popularity in today's society. They categorized the types of relationships as friends with benefits, booty calls, one-night stands, and f***-buddies, and …
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Using Wi-Fi Could Damage Your Sperm

QUICK, GENTLEMEN, GRAB YOUR ETHERNET CABLES! According to a study reported by Reuters, using a laptop with a wi-fi connection could be baking your swimmers like a Thanksgiving turkey! The study, performed by Argentinian scientists for Fertility and Sterility medical journal, seems to show that using the internet via a wireless connection could be the …
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The Virgin Diaries First Kiss Video

What's the most awkward thing you've ever seen? Was it an episode of The Office? Maybe the one where Michael makes that speech at Phyllis' wedding that made you cringe so hard it felt like your veins were popping out of your neck? Or maybe it was a Christmas dinner where your cousin came out …
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