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Man Marries Body Pillow

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Apparently it's time for OBC to make an appearance in Korea. A 28 year old Korean guy named Lee Jin-gyu just married his 'dakimakura,' a kind of body pillow with an anime character on it. Don't worry, this isn't a normal practice in Korea, apparently there he's called "otaku," a word that is translated roughly …
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The GGG Scale

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Was I think only person in the world unaware of the term "GGG"? It's a term coined by Dan Savage, gay author and sex advice columnist for The Stranger (awesome magazine name). A little more research, though, shows that the GGG works for both gay and straight couples. It stands for Good, Giving, Game, or …
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Best Divorce Letter Ever

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There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn't into marriage! As the adage goes, "50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death." However, this guy's letter to his wife (or soon to be …
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The Secret Types Chicks Dig

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Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn't mean you can't find an awesome chick ready to make …
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Booty Call Texting Rules

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Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …
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5 Places to Meet a Great Booty Call

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Obviously your first choice should be OBC, it's got a ton of hot singles all looking for fun without the long term commitment. However, if you've got to pull yourself away from the computer for a few hours, it doesn't mean you can't be looking for singles at other places. Here are a few places …
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What Women Say Vs. What They Mean

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It's fairly well known that guys, for the most part, understand about 1/1000th of women's brains. And considering the human brain is about 3 pounds, and we only use about 10% of it, that means... well, I'm not going to do that math but pretty much you know JACK about women. And since no one …
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Dumb Broad Wins Stupid Reality Show

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I'm sorry. That heading was supposed to say, "Vienna Girardi Wins 'The Bachelor'," although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don't matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE? Here are the …
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Why You Haven't Gotten Laid in Weeks/Months/Years

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I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit …
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