Dating & Sex

Best Divorce Letter Ever

There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn't into marriage! As the adage goes, "50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death." However, this guy's letter to his wife (or soon to be …
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The Secret Types Chicks Dig

Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn't mean you can't find an awesome chick ready to make …
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Booty Call Texting Rules

Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …
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5 Places to Meet a Great Booty Call

Obviously your first choice should be OBC, it's got a ton of hot singles all looking for fun without the long term commitment. However, if you've got to pull yourself away from the computer for a few hours, it doesn't mean you can't be looking for singles at other places. Here are a few places …
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What Women Say Vs. What They Mean

It's fairly well known that guys, for the most part, understand about 1/1000th of women's brains. And considering the human brain is about 3 pounds, and we only use about 10% of it, that means... well, I'm not going to do that math but pretty much you know JACK about women. And since no one …
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Dumb Broad Wins Stupid Reality Show

I'm sorry. That heading was supposed to say, "Vienna Girardi Wins 'The Bachelor'," although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don't matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE? Here are the …
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Why You Haven't Gotten Laid in Weeks/Months/Years

I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit …
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Why Casual Dating is Good for Your Wallet

The US is currently facing one of the worst economic crises in decades, and people are being forced to take a hard look at their spending and decide what their priorities are. Entertainment, such as movies, theme parks, and concerts, have taken especially hard hits, as people have realized they aren't really necessities. Even many …
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5 Words to Never Say in Bed

Pillow talk (noun): confidences exchanged in bed or in intimate circumstances between spouses or lovers. We might add to the very end of that definition, perhaps "or a random chick you met at a bar," but either way, you get the jist. Pillow talk is the bedroom banter that you would probably not ever want …
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5 Best Ways to Get Over a Breakup

We all know it sucks to go through a break up. Not only do you feel confused and heartbroken, but your self-esteem plummets. However, we at BCU always try to see the bright side of things, so here are our top 5 ways to get over a tough break up. 1) Hit the gym Not …
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