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Recession-Proof Public Sex

We're all about having fun at BCU, but as we are your one stop shop for dating and sex advice, it's time we get serious about putting a little excitement into your lackluster sex life. Unfortunately, the economy's in a bit of a slump, and trips to the top of the Eiffel Tower are out …
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Happy Valentine's Day from OBC!

If you're reading this, you're probably with us on the opinion that Valentine's Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine's Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested …
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How to Set Up a Threesome

If guys think about sex every 6 seconds, then you could probably venture to say they think about threesomes every time two hot girls are standing next to each other. To some it seems like an unattainable fantasy, most likely due to the combination of guys having next to no game, and girls being a …
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How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand

Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done …
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Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Porn Star

Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at …
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Sex Explained By Pens

BuzzFeed.com recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda... gross... but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.
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5 Worst Women to Go On a First Date With

A first date is always nerve-wracking. Do I look okay? What if we run out of things to talk about? What if she starts talking about feminism? As we all know, there are just certain women that are absolutely obnoxious to date. Using our collective experiences and with some help from RegretfulMorning, we've compiled a …
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British Couple Make Porn to Pay for Wedding

Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes are your everyday, average couple, with four children and a home in England. All they've ever wanted is to have a fairytale wedding in Cancun, Mexico, so they recently decided to try and raise some money to make their dream happen. And not in some lame way, like asking their …
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What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

Sure, sometimes she's serious when she says "I have a headache..." but for the most part, women turn down sex for many different reasons. With the help of HolyTaco, the BCU staff unravels the mystery of what her sex excuse really means. 1. I'm Just Tired This one is easy. The truth is, she is …
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