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The Handie: A Robot Hand Job

As Fall progresses, we've been finding it harder and harder to wake up in the morning. It's still dark at 6:30, it's a little overcast and our comfy beds just seem so much more appealing than facing the cruel world. The only thing that makes waking up a little easier, of course, is having a …
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New Mexico College Teaching Class on Threesomes

Welp, pack your bags everyone, we're moving to New Mexico and re-enrolling in college at UNM. No, it's not because we're huge Breaking Bad fans, and it's not because we like southwestern Native American style decor, it's because UNM features a little something called SEX WEEK - where students can take a plethora of classes …
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Couple Spends $30k on Sex Dolls for Threesomes

You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you're just casually dating or knockin' out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we'd all find that special someone (maybe …
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Kansas Store Must Auction Sex Toys To Pay Taxes

Everyone pack your bags, we're taking a weekend trip to Kansas. I know, I KNOW, Kansas is like, the LAST PLACE ON EARTH you'd pick for a weekend getaway (no offense, Kansas readers), but the future of fun booty calls is at stake! Via the Kansas City Star: Thousands of adult novelty items, from lingerie …
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Thank God - Pumpkin Spice Condoms Aren't Real

Happy Monday! Now that Football is in full swing (and our beloved Chargers just so happened to destroy the Super Bowl Champs yesterday), it almost feels like autumn. I mean, yes, it was 112 degrees on the field at Qualcomm and yes, more people were enjoying the beach than we were making chili and wearing …
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Got Back Pain? Doggy Style is the Way to Go

contrary to popular belief - this position could cause MORE pain. (via DM) If you're an ex-athlete or a hardcore gamer who's spent one too many hours laying in his Sumo, you've probably suffered from some amount of back pain. This kind of pain can be a bummer after a long day on your feet …
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Everyone Is Sexting RIGHT NOW

Hey YOU! You on the bus with the phone and the smirk and the hand conveniently covering your crotch - ARE YOU SEXTING YOUR BOOTY CALL RIGHT NOW? YES?! I KNEW IT! And how, you ask? No, it's not because I can tell you're hiding your boner (I can), it's because according to a new …
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Saving Sex For Marriage Is Bad For Men

Image via http://www.redbookmag.com/ Now this is the kind of news we wanna get on a Friday! According to a new study, men who remain virgins until marriage are more likely to struggle with their sex lives. So yep - enjoying casual dating and booty calls till you finally decide to tie the knot? Probably a …
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17 Things You Didn't Learn in Sex Ed

This video, like most BuzzFeed lists, is a combination of "haha" and "uhhhh" and "wtf" and "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!" But, it does a good job of reminding us that we constantly have more to learn about our bodies, our partner's bodies, and sex as an act in general. Sure, it's hilarious that some girl …
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Lesbians Get More Orgasms Than Straight Women

We talk about orgasms fairly frequently here at BCU. It's an important topic when you're striving to help peeps have satisfying sex lives. We've learned that men fake orgasms as well as women, and that it's really hard to sing while you're experiencing a Big O, and that taking risks can lead to super-powerful finishes. …
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