Dating & Sex

Women Are Better at Defining Casual Relationships

img @ marieclaire You met a hot single woman near you on OBC. You've hooked up a few times, but never really talk unless you're late-night-texting her to come over. Is that a booty call, a f*ck buddy, or a friend with benefits? Turns out she might be better at defining the relationship than you! …
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Virgin Coaches: A Whole Bucket of NOPE NOPE NOPE

Embedded media What's worse than staying a virgin until you get married? How about going on television to "learn sex" from a couple of creepy old people who equate foreplay to a f*cking Wizard of Oz maze on the floor? A new show on the Discovery Channel (another educational channel bites the dust) called Virgin …
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Harvard Is Offering a Class on Anal Sex

You know, sometimes we worry about the way some peeps in the US treat sex. We worry about stories like Vegas cops telling girls sex will kill them, and states removing birth control from biology textbooks (srsly). But then sometimes we hear great news that makes us feel like maybe our great nation is starting …
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How Common is YOUR Fantasy?

Maybe you're super into fishnets. Or something about librarian glasses just gets you going. Maybe you've been DYING to get it on on a Dunkin Donuts. Whatever you're fantasy, you can be pretty positive that there is someone else in the world who has thought about that very perverted thing. Luckily, you can now know …
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Nobody's Having Sex on Their Wedding Night

Image via cemkece.com Crazy, insane, mind-blowing fact! Did you know (okay seriously, prepare yourself, this is a doozy) that there are people who still wait for marriage to have sex?!!! I KNOWWWWW IT'S CRAZY. To be fair, it's only 3% of Americans, according to a pro-abstinence website (and we're like, the most conservative nation ever), …
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Sasha Grey in Creepy Text Theatre

Once you read 'Sasha Grey' in the title of this post, you probably instinctively pulled your pants down, opened an incognito window, and prepared for release, but sadly, you most likely won't be jerking it to this Machinima video, titled Creepy Text Theatre, in which she and a male partner read some of the lamest, …
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Man Claims He's Had Sex With 700 Cars

A human man in a sexual relationship with a vehicle? OLD NEWS BORING NO THANKS SNOOZE. This is the age of the internet and now basically there's no relationship that exists that could possibly freak us out. Thanks, Rule 34. Although we're 100% #TeamHuman, we get now that there are peeps out there who would …
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The Handie: A Robot Hand Job

As Fall progresses, we've been finding it harder and harder to wake up in the morning. It's still dark at 6:30, it's a little overcast and our comfy beds just seem so much more appealing than facing the cruel world. The only thing that makes waking up a little easier, of course, is having a …
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New Mexico College Teaching Class on Threesomes

Welp, pack your bags everyone, we're moving to New Mexico and re-enrolling in college at UNM. No, it's not because we're huge Breaking Bad fans, and it's not because we like southwestern Native American style decor, it's because UNM features a little something called SEX WEEK - where students can take a plethora of classes …
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Couple Spends $30k on Sex Dolls for Threesomes

You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you're just casually dating or knockin' out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we'd all find that special someone (maybe …
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