Dating & Sex

image via shutterstock I remember the day birth control became free. I went to pick up my supply, ten dolla bill in hand, and they just handed it to me. I was like, HELL YES I'LL BUY SOME CANDY! (If any conservatives are reading this, that was a joke. It went directly into my stock …

No, not that kind of green condom. This one is slightly less terrible. Anyway, let's back it up. Happy Monday! Did you watch the Oscars last night? I did, although it was an incredibly painful, awkward sh*tshow of Samsung advertisements and uncomfortable jokes. I TRIED to find SOMETHING worth posting, a video or a picture …

Image via http://www.clicktonight.com/ It's Friday Friday Friday! Here in San Diego, our freakishly dry and warm summer has finally broken with a nice burst of rain, and we're all trying to figure out what the HAYL we're gonna do this weekend when we can't lay out in the sun with a mimosa. Luckily, the Oscars …

It's been nearly a year since the last time we examined a terrible condom idea, so it makes sense that today we'd come across the news that another company has taken condoms - which are supposed to be SEEN and not TASTED, and made them taste like something terrible. In this case: Marijuana. Everyone say …

image via http://www.rock1061.com/ This weekend while hanging out with friends, the topic of porn sites came up. We were, shall I say, somewhat intoxicated, and someone had the brilliant idea to have the whole group (6 of us) yell their favorite porn site at once (yeah, I know, it sounds really lame in retrospect). Needless …

Oh wait, let's rewind. Sorry, it's Monday. First off, would you ever have a threesome with a stranger(s), period? Well, if you're down for a no-strings-attached menage-a-trois, then you should probably start following the progress of a new app called 3nder (contender for the worst app name ever?), which promises to set up curious singles …

When the door is closing and the clothes are coming off, what kind of time do you have to get 'er done? Would you prefer a quickie in every sense of the word, so you can be couch-bound and watching Family Guy before the second hand makes a full revolution? Or do you prefer a …

The Winter Olympics are in full swing, and though I have watched less than 10 minutes of the whole event (not including that train wreck of an opening ceremony), I've read recaps online and enjoyed seeing photos of people winning gold medals - a feeling I bet is unrivaled in the universe. However, after reading …