Dating & Sex
Oh wait, let's rewind. Sorry, it's Monday. First off, would you ever have a threesome with a stranger(s), period? Well, if you're down for a no-strings-attached menage-a-trois, then you should probably start following the progress of a new app called 3nder (contender for the worst app name ever?), which promises to set up curious singles …
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Who Has The Longest Sex In America?
When the door is closing and the clothes are coming off, what kind of time do you have to get 'er done? Would you prefer a quickie in every sense of the word, so you can be couch-bound and watching Family Guy before the second hand makes a full revolution? Or do you prefer a …
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Should Athletes Have Sex Before Competition?
The Winter Olympics are in full swing, and though I have watched less than 10 minutes of the whole event (not including that train wreck of an opening ceremony), I've read recaps online and enjoyed seeing photos of people winning gold medals - a feeling I bet is unrivaled in the universe. However, after reading …
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No Duh: Men Just Want Sex on Valentine's Day
This week, we'll be doing a series of Valentine's Day-themed posts to celebrate the most wonderful, romantic, heart-warming holiday of the y-HAHAHAHHA OH GOD JUST KIDDING. Valentine's Day, as we all know, is a marketing-ploy for the mylar balloon and polyester stuffed-animal industry. So we'll be picking it apart this week, starting with this survey …
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Cosmo Sex Tip Promises to Break Penises
The 2014 Winter Olympics are just beginning today in Sochi, Russia. People are talking about a lot of things, like the rampant homophobia and effed up toilets and half-furnished hotels and disgusting water and depressing amount of stray dogs, but our favorite product of the whole event is Cosmopolitan Magazine's Olympic-themed sex article, which (as …
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Mile High Club App
Happy Friday! As winter drags most of America into some sort of 2014 Ice Age, we at OBC have started day dreaming about flying south for the rest of the season (even though San Diego's still hovering around 60 degrees). Maui, Cancun, Aruba, Bali - any of these places are sure to be less bone-chilling …
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Don't Have Sex in a Running Parked Car
We've talked before about public hook ups and how they can be a fun and exhilarating diversion from your normal in-bed-under-the-covers-with-the-lights-off nookie. However, one couple broke a cardinal rule of car sex: don't leave the car running in a parking garage! Couple Keith Payton and Salina Johnson were found dead in a car in a …
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Revenge Sex vs Rebound Sex
We've all been in the post-breakup funk before. It's like a mix of confusion and self-pity and heart-brokenness and a shock that the world has not just straight-up STOPPED SPINNING, because how could people possibly be going on living when something so horrible has happened?!?! Okay... maybe it's not really that bad, but it is …
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What is a THIRD-LEVEL ORGASM?
A new sex toy producer is claiming that their toy is capable of producing "third-level orgasms" in women who use it. Instead of making people go SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, it's leaving most bloggers scratching their heads and saying, "uh wut?" Have YOU ever heard of a third-level orgasm? According to sex-toy maker …
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Will Google Glass Make Booty Calls Better?
The last word that comes to mind when you see a person wearing Google Glass is "sexy". You might think "tech savvy," or "rich," or even "important," but more likely than not you'll just think "nerd." I repeat, "nerd". However, a new app being created called Sex With Glass might be the greatest idea ever: …
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