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Twi-hards are "Nut-jobs"

I've waited in line for longer than 3 hours for a movie once in my life. I was 16 years old, and I waited about 4 hours for the first midnight showing, and I was dressed as Hermione Granger. Let me go ahead and admit that now before I make fun of all the idiots …
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Disfigured Pony Makes the News

There is NOTHING America likes more than charming stories of people falling in love despite unfortunate circumstances. There are entire shows dedicated to the cheesiness that is unplanned love. America also loves disfigured animals. That dog that could walk on two legs? Adorable! Cats with one eye? Awwwww. Elephants with no trunk? That doesn't exist, …
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Tiger Woods: You are NOT the Father

Oh, hoorayyyy! Finally a win for the down-on-his-luck golfer. Although porn star Devon James has recently been making claims that Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son, a DNA test proved her a liar -- a DNA test that was in fact taken 8 years ago, in 2002. Further research into the matter by …
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Sexomnia: A Sexy Epidemic

And to think, I was under the impression this was just called morning wood! A study by LiveScience showed that in a recent polling of people who suffered from sleep disorders, about 7% of them reported initiating sex in the their sleep, and then not recalling it after. Those who reported it were said to …
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NOOO, DROGBA! NOOO!

Bad news, Ivory Coast fans. Didier Drogba, your inspiring captain who I most recently described as "big, strong, and fast" has... *sniff*... a broken arm, and will most likely not play in the the World Cup. According to the AP, he's had surgery and has returned to training camp, but the team will wait until …
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DJ Steve Porter Remixes OBC

A-a-a-awesome video alert! Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown's sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday! Have a great weekend, and don't …
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OnlineBootyCall.com Acquired By Online Dating Industry Leader

Big news for OBC... San Diego, CA April 1, 2010 - OnlineBootyCall.com , the world's premier casual dating website, announced today that it has been acquired by an online dating industry leader and will be expanding operations internationally. The undisclosed acquirer, a major player in the personality profiling dating space, is looking to broaden its …
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Worst Five Spring Break Destinations

Scantily clad beach bodies, the proverbial keg stand, and the first hints of warm weather; all indisputable indications that Spring Break is here. Everyone is familiar with the usual destinations where throngs of college students and singles flock to party, namely Cancun, South Padre Island, and Panama City. This year, OnlineBootyCall.com has identified the Five …
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OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes Video

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it's been ages! Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style! The night ended …
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Happy Valentine's Day from OBC!

If you're reading this, you're probably with us on the opinion that Valentine's Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine's Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested …
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