Booty Call U
Official Blog of OnlineBootyCall.com
OnlineBootyCall

News

News

Bobbi Eden Offering BJs to Her Followers

BCU

Boy oh boy, the world cup really inspires the sexual drive of women, huh? First that Paraguay beauty offers to run naked in the streets (thanks, Paraguay World Cup team, for ruining that one) and now Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has taken the promise further -- she says she will give BJs to every …
More

News

Fourth of July Fun by State

BCU

Everyone knows that Fourth of July isn't complete unless someone blows off a finger. Check the chart below to see your state's stance on the general public being allowed to hold explosive devices after 17 beers. PS-- I don't know what "safe and sane" fireworks they're talking about, but you can't even find a decent …
More

News

Joe Francis Is Getting Married

BCU

Not that I've ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look like they were produced by a 45 year old dyslexic guy in his mom's basement. I'm …
More

News

WAG Books Holiday TWO DAYS Before World Cup Exit

BCU

A few weeks ago BCU reported on the news that English World Cup team was forbidden from hooking up with their WAGs (wives and girlfriends) due to debaucherous partying and distracting behaviors in 2006. It gave us at BCU the impression that maybe these ladies are a little bit... well, inconsiderate, perhaps. Then we looked …
More

News

Polluted Beach Pin-Ups

BCU

Yesterday marked the 70th day of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. With each day that passes, more animals are killed, more ecosystems are destroyed, more Americans are losing jobs in the seafood industry. 5,000 (WTF) barrels of oil a day are pumped into ocean, like some someone popped the cork off a bottle of …
More

News

Trapped Drunk Driver Pops Open Another

BCU

Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union's yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing funny about putting other peoples' lives in danger. HOWEVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS. The time: Last Wednesday The place: New …
More

News

Serial Booty Grabber Caught

BCU

Miami, Florida is known for many things. Warm sandy beaches, delicious Latin food, and the delicious Latin lady butts that are inextricably entangled with the the two. So it's not really a surprise at this point that 22 year old Marcus Raucher became known as the Serial Booty Grabber. His taste for copping a feel …
More

News

Vulva Original

BCU

Sometimes someone comes up with an idea and you're like, "ARGGG How did I not think of that, I could have been a heptamajillionaire," like with the Snuggie and the ShamWow and the Razor scooter. We all thought "WTF," but the world said "I'LL TAKE FOUR." However, this idea... I don't know. The French are …
More

News

John Isner Loses in Round 2 of Wimbledon

BCU

You read right. Marathon man, record breaker, obviously awesome John Isner, 20 hours after his unbelievable 11 hour match win, lost after 74 minutes into round two of Wimbledon. With disastrous losses of 6 - 0, 6 - 2, and 6 - 3, the worn out Isner made no attempt to hide his exhaustion. It's …
More

News

John Isner Wins Longest, Most Boring Match Ever

BCU

I began this World Cup season believing that soccer was boring and tedious and difficult to understand. While it's definitely still tedious and difficult to understand, I get now that it can be just as nerve-wracking and heart-poundingly awesome as football or basketball or hot dog eating contests. The next sport I plan to try …
More