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If you were to think of a New Yorker committing a felony, the last thing you'd think would be that he'd be polite about it, right? I mean, New Yorkers are generally not even polite about going through doors you're holding for them (I'm still holding that grudge from the Blimpie's on 42nd three years …

In another case of "whoever let this fly is getting fired," a recent article on the Daily Mail website featured a little extra tidbit that was definitely supposed to be edited out. As you can see, they used the ultra-hilarious penis metaphor "his meat and two," which I will now be using every time I …

If you were to be asked which horribly unjust event was going on in the world as we speak, what would it be? The poverty in Darfur? The BP oil spill photos being Photoshopped to appear less horrific than they are? Well, you're wrong, Bubbo. Nope: the biggest atrocity against humanity today is none other …

People sure do have it out for sports stars these days. Poor Ben Roethlisberger, all he wants to do is play football and golf, and get drunk and laid, and everyone in the world is puttin' him down! First that chick who says he raped her (don't believe it) and now a Miss Nan Fowler …

Oh, yay! It's our favorite time of the week! Obviously obvious news time at BCU! This week's edition: Obviamente obvio news from the streets of Pamplona, Spain. Last week was the historic(ly stupid) event of the Running of the Bulls, and according to the Red Cross' customary post-race injury report (CUSTOMARY?), three people are injured, …

As the unfortunate recipient of a mal-ware virus this weekend which turned my otherwise innocent laptop into a hub of every porn site known to man, including the oddly named, "porno.org," which implies that there in a non-profit organization that wants to help you find "hot young gay sex". Needless to say, I came to …