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Want someone's blood-stained futon? Seriously in need of a VHS copy of Cruel Intentions? Have an intense desire an Inception themed rim job? If you answered yes to any of these questions, head on down to the Manhattan, New York Craigslist page. Browse the misspelled ads and try and steer clear of the prostitution stings …
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Man Dies In Sauna Championships
Awww. Obviously Obvious News, I missed you! It's been so long since we learned that Running with the Bulls is still dangerous. Luckily, Reuters is at it again, letting us know that subjecting yourself to ungodly heat for extended periods of time could, kill you. The world sauna championships go down every year in Finland, …
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Dead Baby Wakes Up, Doctor Should Probably Get Fired
I feel that in this case, that stock photo is pretty unnecessary.
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5 Things You Didn't Know About the Kama Sutra
Important news everyone! The Kama Sutra is now an audio book! Finally! No more feeling embarrassed bringing out your worn copy at the local deli while eating your meatball sub, no more frightening children at the bus stop by describing what "Angry Scorpion" pose looks like, no more dropping it from your purse during church! …
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University of Georgia #1 Party School in the Nation
Don't watch that video. Seriously. Don't. I mean, unless you like watching LEGAL ADULTS sing MILEY CYRUS parody songs about how awesome their COLLEGE is, in which case go for it, but don't ever talk to me again. This video in all its immature, poorly-edited glory is being spread around los internetos today to celebrate …
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Barebacking in Northern Indiana
In honor of the monumental overturning of the unconstitutional Proposition 8 in California, we present you this hilarious, unwittingly gay Twitter feed of Republican senator Jon Fussle. OH MY GOODNESS is right, Jon.
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Booty Call Commandments
Rewind to a few months ago: the OBC team was thinking about a massive overhaul. A site rebranding, if you will, that would freshen the site's look and feel and resolidify us as the #1 casual dating site in the world. Then we remembered one of the most fun, entertaining projects we've ever released: The …
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Shark Week
Let me make this clear: I am terrified of the ocean. Oh, I'll go in it, and paddle around and pretend to love the monstrous waves and the disgusting seaweed and the very real possibility of jellyfish stings and then a hot lifeguard peeing on my leg (that really happens, right?), but by god I …
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Headline Of The Day
An argument broke out between another BCU staffer and yours truly when we came upon this hilarious headline on BuzzFeed.com. While you know we all have the maturity levels of 12-year-olds, we also want you to know that we enjoy very sophisticated, intelligent debates on the state of the American economy, war strategy, and if …
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Relaunch of OBC and the Booty Call Commandments
It's been a whole 3 years since President and Founder of OBC, Moses Brown, released his hilarious (and poignant) Booty Call Commandments, but their message has stuck around and reminded us every day of the rules of a great booty call! So when the OBC team decided on a huge overhaul of the site's look …
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