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Texas Neighborhood Angry About Nude David Statue

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Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the "States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst" category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a new Third Reich, but they did just try and pass a law that would allow the public …
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Obviously Obvious News: Being Fat Ruins Your Sex Life

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I got really addicted to the show 'Heavy' last season on A&E. Like its predecessor, Intervention, Heavy provided for me an hour of entertainment that was not just gross, shocking, and somewhat disturbing, but also strangely comforting. Something like "well at least I'm not THAT bad," as I broke into my second box of Cheez-its …
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R.I.P. 'My Humps'

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Let us all light some candles, hold hands, and mourn, for it hath been mandated by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am that 'My Humps' will no longer be performed at live concerts. I know, I know. It's an atrocity right? And why did Mr. I Am decide to shelve that brilliant work of poetry? Is …
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Which is More Awesome: Great Wall of Vagina Vs. Bomb Squad Vibrator

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There have been many great battles in our history. David vs Goliath... Ali vs Frazier... Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb. However, it has been a long while since a neck and neck competition such as this has graced our world and it is up to us as the watchful public to decide who takes home …
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It's Healthy to Stare At Boobs

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Have you ever noticed how "research groups" are always coming out with new "studies" that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like "going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!" or "cookies make you better in bed!" We're pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the …
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Smoking Weed Might Ruin Your Sex Life

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Marijuana legalization is one of the most polarizing political minefields our society deals with today. There are incredibly intelligent people on each side of the issue, and valid points made by both. I will not get into my personal beliefs because this is a pop culture and dating blog, not BCU Girl's Opinion Blog of …
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5 Ways to Celebrate the Lunar Eclipse

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Guess what, everyone! Tonight marks the first time in 500 years that a lunar eclipse falls on the same night as the Winter Solstice! I added the exclamation mark because apparently that is a thing that we should be excited about? It is. I learned about it today. Apparently, tonight the Earth will come directly …
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OBC $5,000 Video Contest!

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There are many, many things I would do for $5,000. Some of which are potentially illegal and would reflect poorly upon me as a person but oh well cause FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. This winter, we're excited to announce that we're straight up GIVING AWAY $5,000 in prizes to the people who can make the most …
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BCU's Dream Booty Call Survey Goes Public!

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OBC is making national news once again, with our own BCU's Celebrity Dream Booty Call survey hitting the press. The results were surprising to most, as sports stars stayed near the bottom while the singers and goofy entertainers jumped up to the top! Check out the full release at BusinessWire.
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Sexy Posters at the Polish Polls

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It's when I hear news like this that I get very sad that we live in the world's most obese country. And that an overwhelming majority of our politicians are bloated, balding, 65 year old white men. According to news reports, Polish singer Sara May (AKA Katarzyna Szczolek) is running for office in Warsaw, and …
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